A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Bitches be crazy.
Bitches be trippin'.
Love me those dick on crackers...
Careful with that answer, awiddershinlife.
I may have misinterpreted that, but it read like EBM was offering to show you his penis.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 10, 2014, 01:32:52 AMI may have misinterpreted that, but it read like EBM was offering to show you his penis. For the gopher, of course.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 10, 2014, 07:23:56 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 10, 2014, 01:32:52 AMI may have misinterpreted that, but it read like EBM was offering to show you his penis. For the gopher, of course. Quit projecting your weird crap at me, Semicolon. You know good and well we both want him to post his penis.
What am I gonna put on my crackers?
Quote from: awiddershinlife on October 10, 2014, 07:45:19 PMWhat am I gonna put on my crackers?Fromundah cheese.
Wow - I^2 has really enhanced my vocabulary.
*sighs*
Quote from: awiddershinlife on October 11, 2014, 03:24:58 PMWow - I^2 has really enhanced my vocabulary. It's a perk, both gift and curse.