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quotes from the new harry potter
« on: July 24, 2007, 06:46:32 PM »
He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2007, 06:47:28 PM »
 :laugh: And J. K. Rowling pays, in some small way, for the steadily increasing crappiness of her writing.
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 06:49:20 PM »
i have read several passages that can be taken the wrong way.
including, towards the beginning, something that alluded to beastiality.


too many coincidences here.  i decided that i will just start quoting her.
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2007, 06:57:01 PM »
That's from the real book? For a minute I thought I was reading fanfic.  :laugh:
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2007, 07:07:05 PM »
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.


omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^

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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2007, 07:44:54 PM »
Voldemort stretched out to grab his snake.
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 06:14:32 AM »
Oh, awesome, nobody posted this one yet.  It's probably the dirtiest sounding line in the entire series (and I've thus not only shared it with many people, but read it aloud in a smutty voice a couple times):

"Harry pressed his mouth again to the Snitch, kissing it, nearly swallowing it, but the cold metal did not yield..."

My friends and I have agreed that maybe this was actually somethign from erotica Rowling was writing under a pseudonym and she meant the "i" to be an "a."
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 06:17:25 AM »
yes, mate.  i say, she does have a rather filthy mind.  cheerio!
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 06:19:32 AM »
those are hilarious. *flicks through looking for more accidental smut*
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2007, 06:24:38 AM »
Quote from: McFuck_Yeah! on July 24, 2007, 06:46:32 PM
He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.

What page is that???
Quote from: fatty mcblob on July 24, 2007, 07:07:05 PM
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.


omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^



What page is that???

(I need to show other people these quotes)
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2007, 06:30:35 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 25, 2007, 06:24:38 AM
Quote from: McFuck_Yeah! on July 24, 2007, 06:46:32 PM
He met Hermoine, also on her hands and knees, at Ron's head.

What page is that???
Quote from: fatty mcblob on July 24, 2007, 07:07:05 PM
Dumbledore farmed Harry potter like a pig.


omg I was so like REAL LIFE LOL. at that. ^_^



What page is that???

(I need to show other people these quotes)
I think some of these are made up elle.
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2007, 06:31:17 AM »
I'm pretty sure the second quote was a fanfic parody.  :laugh:
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2007, 06:36:11 AM »
Cheaters.  *shakefist*  Mine's at the bottom of page 434 of HP7, if I remember right.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2007, 06:37:51 AM »
People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
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Re: quotes from the new harry potter
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2007, 06:40:08 AM »
Quote from: SomeRandomPoof on July 25, 2007, 06:37:51 AM
People who read Harry Potter have been fucking lobotomized. Seriously.
No I know your problem...
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