Eamonn.

[Calandale]

Oh, do fuck off. I'm doing this to kill time, anyway.

 

Dont deny you're being crushed internally and that your soul tearing apart over this. Unlike some others, i dont judge emo's or gays. I was in my teens before i got a burd so tell me your troubles and i will share your pain.

I didn't have a pet birdie until I was thirty.

(or so). Finches. Society finches.

Very clever. Smartarse.

Crap. Getting called clever by
you is about the LAST thing I
would wish.

[Eamonn]

Oh, do fuck off. I'm doing this to kill time, anyway.

 

Dont deny you're being crushed internally and that your soul tearing apart over this. Unlike some others, i dont judge emo's or gays. I was in my teens before i got a burd so tell me your troubles and i will share your pain.

I didn't have a pet birdie until I was thirty.

(or so). Finches. Society finches.

Very clever. Smartarse.

Crap. Getting called clever by
you is about the LAST thing I
would wish.

Too stupid to notice the sarcasm in my post then. Fuckwit. I bet that having you for a son was the last thing your parents would wish for but that's life i guess. Full of dissapointments.

[Calandale]

Oh, do fuck off. I'm doing this to kill time, anyway.

 

Dont deny you're being crushed internally and that your soul tearing apart over this. Unlike some others, i dont judge emo's or gays. I was in my teens before i got a burd so tell me your troubles and i will share your pain.

I didn't have a pet birdie until I was thirty.

(or so). Finches. Society finches.

Very clever. Smartarse.

Crap. Getting called clever by
you is about the LAST thing I
would wish.

Too stupid to notice the sarcasm in my post then. Fuckwit. I bet that having you for a son was the last thing your parents would wish for but that's life i guess. Full of dissapointments.

See, that's much better.
I DO have a reputation,
after all.

And no, they were silly enough
to have planned me. How does
the milkman feel about you?

[Eamonn]

Oh, do fuck off. I'm doing this to kill time, anyway.

 

Dont deny you're being crushed internally and that your soul tearing apart over this. Unlike some others, i dont judge emo's or gays. I was in my teens before i got a burd so tell me your troubles and i will share your pain.

I didn't have a pet birdie until I was thirty.

(or so). Finches. Society finches.

Very clever. Smartarse.

Crap. Getting called clever by
you is about the LAST thing I
would wish.

Too stupid to notice the sarcasm in my post then. Fuckwit. I bet that having you for a son was the last thing your parents would wish for but that's life i guess. Full of dissapointments.

See, that's much better.
I DO have a reputation,
after all.

And no, they were silly enough
to have planned me. How does
the milkman feel about you?

He probably fancies me, like every other breathing creature. Your parents must have been scientists who planned a secret experiment to coincide monkey dna with human and you are the hideous abomination of a result. You have a reputation allright, as that of an insensitive primative beast that doesnt understand the world around it and so hits out at every opportunity.

[Calandale]

He probably fancies me, like every other breathing creature.

He must be so indiscriminate to have sired you.
Presuming that you inherited qualities from your
mother at all.

Your parents must have been scientists who planned a secret experiment to coincide monkey dna with human and you are the hideous abomination of a result.

Don't think so small puny mortal.
Not all of us were created.

You have a reputation allright, as that of an insensitive primative beast that doesnt understand the world around it and so hits out at every opportunity.

Ah, so you should know one of my names then: Yogsogoth.

[Lucifer]

sounds like an brand name for emo yoghurt.

"Kids!  Eat YogSoGoth^TM!  In four deliciously depressing flavours - Bat Berry, Rockin' Razorblade, Coffin Crunch, and our new, thoroughly miserable Toffee Truama!  Try it!  You know you'll hate it!"

[Calandale]

Eating me?

Or better yet,
selling the kiddies on it?

Ah, I like you more and more.

[Eamonn]

Eating me?

Or better yet,
selling the kiddies on it?

Ah, I like you more and more.

Must piss you off no end that no-one likes you then. What a revolting thought, anway, you cant digest shit so there'd be no point.

[Lucifer]

Eating me?

Or better yet,
selling the kiddies on it?

Ah, I like you more and more.

please don't.  it's best.

[Calandale]

Must piss you off no end that no-one likes you then.

Why would YOU think that?
You seem to thrive on it.

[Eamonn]

Must piss you off no end that no-one likes you then.

Why would YOU think that?
You seem to thrive on it.

Touche, toosh.