ask jman anything you want

[McGiver]

Sadly no

well then...

will you count how many times you masturbate starting today and track that number for an entire week and post the results?

[jman]

Only if you give statisitcs on what you and your wife do every night:

facts such as:

What position?

Which sex act?

Who Came? Her, you or both?

Any foreplay?

How long did you last? .2323243434 seconds? 1 second? etc

Did she scream?

Did you scream?

you get the idea

[McGiver]

she is pregnant and way past the hormonal changes horniness phase.

but i may assist some of your requests.

how about it?

[jman]

I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am  

[QuirkyCarla]

I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am  

 

Do you think McJagger is ghey for being interested in your masturbation habits?

[Lucifer]

hahahahaha!

[McGiver]

I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am :o 

but its just cumming.
whats wrong with you, are you a chick or something?

[jman]

I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am  

 

Do you think McJagger is ghey for being interested in your masturbation habits?

Could be, not sure why he so interested in my habits of self pleasure

I dunno I think I may have had a change of heart, my sexuality is my sexuality, and i'd rather not make it public.

I mean c'mon Mcj who do you think I am  

but its just cumming.
whats wrong with you, are you a chick or something?

If you'd really like to know last night I jerked it, fantasized about an old girlfriend of mine and no not who you think.

[McGiver]

i like to fantacize about past wsexual experiences also.

did you see peter jerked the works a dozen times the past week.  5 times in one day.

thats impressive, is it not?

[jman]

I've heard of guys doing it 17 times in one day

[McGiver]

I've heard of guys doing it 17 times in one day

sounds like a confession.

did you chaffe?

[Triste]

did you chaffe?

Like it's some fancy French cooking word.  It's 'chafe', dear.

[Lucifer]

did you see peter jerked the works a dozen times the past week.  5 times in one day.

thats impressive, is it not?

erm...

i can actually beat that.  shame i haven't got an ask me thread, eh?



(and no, i'm still not going to do one).

[Peter]

did you see peter jerked the works a dozen times the past week.  5 times in one day.

thats impressive, is it not?

erm...

i can actually beat that.  shame i haven't got an ask me thread, eh?



(and no, i'm still not going to do one).

Bleh, you're a woman though.  You don't have a refractory period and a limited supply of, er... stuff.

[Lucifer]

i knew there was a reason i liked being a woman...