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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #255 on: June 26, 2006, 02:36:08 PM »
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #256 on: June 26, 2006, 03:37:53 PM »
Shima, you are really sexy!! :P :-[

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #257 on: June 26, 2006, 06:32:34 PM »
Oh my.  I think I need to...take a break now.

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #258 on: June 26, 2006, 08:02:43 PM »
Shima, goddamn it, your body recovered from being pregnant better than my body reocvered from being fat as a teenager.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #259 on: June 26, 2006, 09:57:49 PM »
Yeah, I don't know how it happened... they need to study my metabolism when I die or something ???.  I just kept going back to normal after the latest baby came out.

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #260 on: June 26, 2006, 10:01:50 PM »
probably all the sex.

thats my guess and thats what i keep trying to convince my wife of.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #261 on: June 27, 2006, 03:36:32 AM »
Yeah, I don't know how it happened... they need to study my metabolism when I die or something ???.  I just kept going back to normal after the latest baby came out.
And still not bad looking after five children huh that must be great to look like that.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #262 on: June 27, 2006, 09:39:46 AM »
Yeah, I don't know how it happened... they need to study my metabolism when I die or something ???.  I just kept going back to normal after the latest baby came out.

peters got a better idea for you after your dead.

well i wouldn't really say better, but different ;)
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #263 on: June 27, 2006, 02:46:47 PM »
God help him, I think I'm going to live to 100+.

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #264 on: June 30, 2006, 08:33:32 AM »
I have already made plans to live to 150 or 160.  I have another secret which I have told noone! There is more to this secret than you know. He he I now have 2 secrets. >:D >:D :-X

I have something to put past you. If I was lying and toying with your minds, I would be nervous right now.  I would be near running out of excuses.  This another way   for me to show I am being truthful. This is one way person who is truthful could toy with you without lieing. >:D >:D >:D

I could call my brother and ask him to bring his e drive.  That would install my scanner and camera.  The computer says the camera is installed and it needs a driver. Hmmm.. Then I upgraded to window98 se and now its not installed anymore. My brother upgraded it with his e drive. Maybe, just maybe, some one will let me borrow money lost to the internet cord. That god damn cord cannot be taken back, I threw the box out. The cord was the right one, but when I upgraded my operating system was not the right cord. Blame the guy at radio shack, who said he has 15 years experience with computers. My brother said it would not work from  the begining and he did a little bit of college. My brother has less experience though.  God fuckn damn it, I should have known! Either that or I would have to wait 2 weeks for my paycheck, from whenever and where ever I get a job. That would fill in the gap in my computer fund which the cord caused. ($70) Remember, I could have my brother install with his e drive again. >:D >:D >:D

I would like to hear from the women, since I am so close to getting those seminude pics up.  How would you like me to pose?  I am getting a job, want me to buy a speedo? :-* :P ;) :o >:D :police:
« Last Edit: June 30, 2006, 09:27:51 AM by fluorescent »
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #265 on: June 30, 2006, 09:25:06 AM »
how about this fluorescent.
enough talk on this subject.  lets see some results.

pose like your going for mr universe.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #266 on: June 30, 2006, 09:39:21 AM »
Lol, sorry.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #268 on: June 30, 2006, 10:35:23 AM »
fluorescent can you pose like that, and is your peter that small?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #269 on: June 30, 2006, 10:55:40 AM »
If I put oil on, I bet I could. My peter is probably the same size as everyone elses. I know exactly how big too. I would have to get a hair cut to look like that guy. Hair growes fast on me and so does my nails. My lower body is really hairy, my upper body has alot less.  My nails are hard as knives, and can be as sharp as knives too. I have to be careful grabbings things because I could cut myself easy.  I have to cut them frequently. I would have to make one other tiny change also. I am not telling yet. Its not my body either.  Confused? good! >:D >:D >:D
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