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Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« on: July 07, 2007, 08:07:00 PM »
Go ahead and ask me anything. But if it's advice, do the exact opposite of whatever I tell you.
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 08:21:51 PM »
fully erect, how long is your penis?
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 08:26:11 PM »
Longer than my index finger.
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 08:37:49 PM »
Quote from: maldoror on July 07, 2007, 08:26:11 PM
Longer than my index finger.
but not quite as thick?
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 08:44:36 PM »
So you were that guy outside my window last night.
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 09:12:00 PM »
oh yay! finally mal you make one of these.

where do you live? (no city is required, just state)
how old are you?
do you know how to drive?
can you post more pictures of yerself?
what are yer hobbies?
how long did it take you to grow those chops on the side of yer face?
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 12:43:06 PM »
Quote from: richard on July 07, 2007, 09:12:00 PM
oh yay! finally mal you make one of these.

where do you live? (no city is required, just state)
how old are you?
do you know how to drive?
can you post more pictures of yerself?
what are yer hobbies?
how long did it take you to grow those chops on the side of yer face?


Denver, CO
20
Yes
Nah
Right now only reading
I dunno, I keep hacking them off but every time I look they're back again
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PM »
ever had sex with an actual woman?
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 01:39:19 PM »
if he knows how to drive im shure hes had sex
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 01:59:06 PM »
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 02:09:50 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?

Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.

Quote from: PMS Elle on July 08, 2007, 01:59:06 PM
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?

Only iTunes, which actually isn't very typical.
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 03:00:42 PM »
Quote from: maldoror on July 08, 2007, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?

Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.

same here.  i had so much fun when i was twenty, and the good times got exponentially better once i hit the age of 21.

enjoy your youth, young man.
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 03:53:54 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 03:00:42 PM
Quote from: maldoror on July 08, 2007, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?

Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.

same here.  i had so much fun when i was twenty, and the good times got exponentially better once i hit the age of 21.

enjoy your youth, young man.

Hey, I'm trying.
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 05:03:42 PM »
 :clap: :)
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Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
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