A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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"...the nipples of a pair of really saggy tits would be."Ah, you've met me.I bought over the counter supplements, groceries and Jambalaya to bring to the polls tomorrow. FYI jambalaya is a rice dish with chicken, spicy sausage, ham, etc. seasoned with onions, garlic, bell pepper, etc. The recipe varies by family, but I bought this one at a store.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 05, 2012, 03:41:28 PM"...the nipples of a pair of really saggy tits would be."Ah, you've met me.I bought over the counter supplements, groceries and Jambalaya to bring to the polls tomorrow. FYI jambalaya is a rice dish with chicken, spicy sausage, ham, etc. seasoned with onions, garlic, bell pepper, etc. The recipe varies by family, but I bought this one at a store.The song Jambalaya has always irritated me because it sounds nonsensical. Hank Williams ending every stanza with the eye oh sound was just fucking lazy. Of course it has been covered by CCR, The Carpenters, Emmylou Harris and many other successful acts so I may be in the minority with this opinion.
I think people writing nonsense songs should be killed!