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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #285 on: May 31, 2006, 03:12:13 AM »
Does having a woman lick chocolate off your whole body sound good?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #286 on: May 31, 2006, 03:16:29 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 30, 2006, 03:35:10 PM
When have you felt the most vulnerable?

When I was ill(er); I was pretty incapacitated for months.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #287 on: May 31, 2006, 03:28:51 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 30, 2006, 10:21:32 PM
do you think that fluorescent is a closet gay?

and

how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?

Most definately.  I know he secretly lusts for my anus.

One bushel per nanofortnight.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #288 on: May 31, 2006, 03:35:13 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 31, 2006, 03:04:43 AM
Would you let  a woman tie you to a tree and have her way with you?

How much would she have to pay you if she was ugly?

Only if I really liked her and trusted her.

Her appearance wouldn't really matter; either I like her and let her do it for free, or I let anyone do it for a sufficiently large sum of money.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #289 on: May 31, 2006, 03:36:23 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 31, 2006, 03:12:13 AM
Does having a woman lick chocolate off your whole body sound good?

Sounds messy, and I wouldn't feel much from it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #290 on: May 31, 2006, 03:40:16 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 30, 2006, 11:46:18 AM
Sorry, Peter, I should stop with this bull.  It makes me look like a hijacker, even though it seemed to be for your benefit.

What is your wildest sexual fantasy, to have with a woman?

It's great that you keep helping me out like this.   ::)

At the moment I'd just be happy if I could feel stuff and come during sex.  I can work on the kinky stuff later.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #291 on: May 31, 2006, 03:45:03 AM »
What did the seminudist have for breakfast or yesterday? (You) Peter, its to impress people.  I want to check up on you see who is more boss.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2006, 03:50:11 AM by fluorescent »
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #292 on: May 31, 2006, 03:52:03 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 31, 2006, 03:45:03 AM
What did the seminudist have for breakfast or yesterday? (You)

Right now I'm having 100g total of ox liver and turkey leg meat, 300g of broccoli, 200g of carrot and 200g of peas and 30g of olive oil, plus grapefruit juice.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #293 on: May 31, 2006, 04:00:44 AM »
I know he secretly lusts for my anus.

The thing that has a secret lust for you anus is my foot.  It wants to kick it with spiked boots.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #294 on: May 31, 2006, 04:58:24 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 31, 2006, 04:00:44 AM
I know he secretly lusts for my anus.

The thing that has a secret lust for you anus is my foot.  It wants to kick it with spiked boots.

Kinky.   :-*
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #295 on: May 31, 2006, 05:09:16 AM »
In your dreams!!!!!!!!!!!! Real sharp rusty spikes, is that better?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #296 on: May 31, 2006, 05:23:16 AM »
Jeese, I have an account at aspieaffection. com.  I even say I am looking for a woman.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #297 on: May 31, 2006, 05:55:10 AM »
Would not expect you to get what I told you, from what I have seen so far.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #298 on: May 31, 2006, 06:01:57 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 31, 2006, 05:55:10 AM
Would not expect you to get what I told you, from what I have seen so far.

Why wouldn't I understand that you want to have anal foot-sex with me, using your spiked boots?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #299 on: May 31, 2006, 06:45:05 AM »
Maybe my Joke is too abstract.  You could believe I am not gay and are trying to piss me off.  It also could be you are the closet gay, and fantasize about me getting into the closet with you.  In that case, I would put a dead body in the dark closet.  That brings me to my next question.

Could you have sex with dead people?
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