Interrogate PMS Elle!

[RageBeoulve]

Righto. I took the time to look it up.

It means ugly. BIIIIG surprise. Why do I have to be so fucking slow?

[RageBeoulve]

ANYWAY FUCK THIS. I SEEMED PRETTY DAMN SMART AND COOL EARLIER TODAY, ASSHATS.

Elle, ... Er. Do you like daft punk?

[El]

I heard my sister say she "valued his friendship" to this dude one time. I looked up and he was a fucking DOG. I just bursted out laughing on the spot. I know what the "friend zone" really is because I read people so well. It really means -Oh you're nice, but having sex with you might make me vomit.- Am I right?

Not always.  Sometimes it more means "You're nice but I don't think a relationship between us would work," sometimes it means "Actually you have a lousy personality as well as being ugly, but I know you're not gonna follow through on the friend thing either," and with odd ducks like me sometimes it means "You screwed yourself by using friendship as a bridge to date me because now I value you too much and can't risk taking things further."      There's no one translation.

For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.

The evolutionary psychology explanation is that hair is useful as an indicator of a person's past and present health, since it's quite sensitive to a person's physical state and preserves a record of that physical state for months or years as it grows. If they have long, vibrantly coloured hair, it's a good sign and means they're likely to be healthy in general.  If their hair is dull, sparse, absent or short, it can mean they have parasites or chronic illness, have had a severe illness recently or are getting old and past their reproductive prime.

So, you looked this up years ago and you've been growing your hair ever since, right?

ANYWAY FUCK THIS. I SEEMED PRETTY DAMN SMART AND COOL EARLIER TODAY, ASSHATS.

Elle, ... Er. Do you like daft punk?

I always forget what I know by them but I think I've listened to some and liked it.  Just can't recall what at the moment.

[Peter]

For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.

The evolutionary psychology explanation is that hair is useful as an indicator of a person's past and present health, since it's quite sensitive to a person's physical state and preserves a record of that physical state for months or years as it grows. If they have long, vibrantly coloured hair, it's a good sign and means they're likely to be healthy in general.  If their hair is dull, sparse, absent or short, it can mean they have parasites or chronic illness, have had a severe illness recently or are getting old and past their reproductive prime.

So, you looked this up years ago and you've been growing your hair ever since, right?

No, I just always thought long hair looked good on guys.  I didn't read about evolutionary psychology until a couple of years after I started growing it.

[enronh]

Elle, did you get drunk yet? 

Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   

What's your new years resolution?

This year, to continue being fabulous.

Rock & Roll better.

[El]

Elle, did you get drunk yet? 

Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   

What's your new years resolution?

This year, to continue being fabulous.

Rock & Roll better.

Rock & Roll better what?

[enronh]

Dunno now, seemed relevant at the time lol

[El]

Dunno now, seemed relevant at the time lol

Of the three, it's the only one I can stand to improve upon, or the only one I will experience in 2009?

[vodz]

What the fuck has got into you?

Or should I ask, who?

[Callaway]

I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

 

[Trigger 11]

I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

 

Hawt!

 

[enronh]

I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

 

Ooh la la 

[SleepyDragon]

So, uuhhh... after last week, does this mean we're goin' steady now?

... Callaway as well?!? I'm not that kind of girl, I'll have you know!

[El]

What the fuck has got into you?

Or should I ask, who?

Just that trime of the month, I guess.




The first day in April, I mean.

I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

 

I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment.  To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true.  Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word.  Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight.  Anything you like, anything at all.

Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course.   

So, uuhhh... after last week, does this mean we're goin' steady now?

... Callaway as well?!? I'm not that kind of girl, I'll have you know!

I know you're not the same kind of girl as Callaway, but I like you both tremendously.  Variety is the spice of life, and all.

And does 'going steady' mean that I get to do you more often?

[Trigger 11]

I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

 

I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment.  To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true.  Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word.  Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight.  Anything you like, anything at all.

Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course.   

I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!