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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1380 on: December 08, 2008, 05:11:24 AM »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1381 on: January 02, 2009, 02:53:32 PM »
Elle, did you get drunk yet?  :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1382 on: January 05, 2009, 08:12:42 AM »
Elle, did you get drunk yet?  :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:
Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   :'(
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1383 on: January 05, 2009, 03:06:04 PM »
Elle, did you get drunk yet?  :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:
Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   :'(

What's your new years resolution?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1384 on: January 05, 2009, 04:11:42 PM »
Elle, did you get drunk yet?  :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:
Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   :'(

What's your new years resolution?
This year, to continue being fabulous.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1385 on: January 05, 2009, 11:06:55 PM »
Elle, did you get drunk yet?  :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:
Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   :'(

What's your new years resolution?
This year, to continue being fabulous.

Ok elle. What is your idea of a good looking man? Like desirable features. Also, do you "friendzone" guys a lot? Sorry I just kind of get that vibe.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1386 on: January 06, 2009, 08:23:46 AM »
Elle, did you get drunk yet?  :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:
Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   :'(

What's your new years resolution?
This year, to continue being fabulous.

Ok elle. What is your idea of a good looking man? Like desirable features. Also, do you "friendzone" guys a lot? Sorry I just kind of get that vibe.
1.  Purely physical?  For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.  Physique- not extreme (i.e. really skinny, really fat, really muscular).  I also seem to like goth- or punk-looking styles of dress on guys.  I used to have a thing for glasses but I'm not sure if I still do- I think I might kind of go through phases.
2.  I guess you could say that, and I know some guys harbor a deep resentment toward stuff like that, but I think it's unfair of them to resent it.  If a guy doesn't want to be friends with me if he won't be getting anything more, he doesn't have to- friendship is a voluntary relationship to be in.  Sometimes it's more of a bullshit excuse to tell someone I don't want to date them without hurting their feelings, but sometimes it's legitimately not wanting things to go further for whatever reason but greatly valuing the friendship I do have with them.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1387 on: January 06, 2009, 08:32:17 AM »
Elle, did you get drunk yet?  :beer: :beergrin: :glug: :fiveshots:
Nope.  I broke my new year's resolution.   :'(

What's your new years resolution?

This year, to continue being fabulous.

Ok elle. What is your idea of a good looking man? Like desirable features. Also, do you "friendzone" guys a lot? Sorry I just kind of get that vibe.
1.  Purely physical?  For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.  Physique- not extreme (i.e. really skinny, really fat, really muscular).  I also seem to like goth- or punk-looking styles of dress on guys.  I used to have a thing for glasses but I'm not sure if I still do- I think I might kind of go through phases.
2.  I guess you could say that, and I know some guys harbor a deep resentment toward stuff like that, but I think it's unfair of them to resent it.  If a guy doesn't want to be friends with me if he won't be getting anything more, he doesn't have to- friendship is a voluntary relationship to be in.  Sometimes it's more of a bullshit excuse to tell someone I don't want to date them without hurting their feelings, but sometimes it's legitimately not wanting things to go further for whatever reason but greatly valuing the friendship I do have with them.

Haha I knew it. I absolutely can not seem to express myself but even over the internet with minimal knowlege of a person I can still seem to "read their minds". Its a weird talent.

I heard my sister say she "valued his friendship" to this dude one time. I looked up and he was a fucking DOG. I just bursted out laughing on the spot. I know what the "friend zone" really is because I read people so well. It really means -Oh you're nice, but having sex with you might make me vomit.- Am I right?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1388 on: January 06, 2009, 08:42:58 AM »
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so.  :zoinks:
I'm here to fuck you up. :P

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1389 on: January 06, 2009, 08:43:16 AM »
For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.

The evolutionary psychology explanation is that hair is useful as an indicator of a person's past and present health, since it's quite sensitive to a person's physical state and preserves a record of that physical state for months or years as it grows. If they have long, vibrantly coloured hair, it's a good sign and means they're likely to be healthy in general.  If their hair is dull, sparse, absent or short, it can mean they have parasites or chronic illness, have had a severe illness recently or are getting old and past their reproductive prime.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1390 on: January 06, 2009, 08:44:46 AM »
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so.  :zoinks:

You're confusing me. Whats a munter and whats BDD?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1391 on: January 06, 2009, 08:45:31 AM »
"Munter" means "joyful" in Swedish.  :zoinks:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1392 on: January 06, 2009, 08:49:09 AM »
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so.  :zoinks:

You're confusing me. Whats a munter and whats BDD?


1. Ugly person
2. Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

I'm here to fuck you up. :P

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1393 on: January 06, 2009, 08:52:15 AM »
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so.  :zoinks:

You're confusing me. Whats a munter and whats BDD?


1. Ugly person
2. Body Dysmorphic Disorder


I guess i'm just an idiot but I don't know what Body Dysmorphic Disorder is either. I'm guessing its like insecurity or something but ehh. I'll just look it up.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1394 on: January 06, 2009, 07:45:16 PM »
It's the psychobabble term for "I hate myself because I'm ugly."
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.