Interrogate PMS Elle!

[El]

Jeez, Pea, I know you have a little cyber-crush on me,

Bzzzzzzzzzzzt! Wrong. I'm not doing another HG.

Yes.  You saying that you aren't certainly signals that you aren't.

but now you're chatting on the phone with other members about the state of my vagina?  Next thing you know you're going to ask TheoK to ask me if I'll go to prom with you.  

A;though I was very curious, I didn't bring the subject up, Mutate did.

Right.  Well, then, he likely brought it up because it's obvious that you luuuuuuuurve me.

[thepeaguy]

Yes.  You saying that you aren't certainly signals that you aren't.

Blah.

Right.  Well, then, he likely brought it up because it's obvious that you luuuuuuuurve me.

Blah.

[Alex179]

lol

P and Serissa sitting in a tree.   Kay eye ess ess eye ennn geee!   I doubt that I could be any more immature than that.

Prosthetic vagina, that is a new one.

[Tom/Mutate]

PMS Elle,

I want you in my bed, in sexy lingerie, waiting for me tonight.  I'm going to try to seduce Hale Bopp/Gog,  but if she turns me down, I will have use for you instead.  I know it hurts to be second best, but thats the price you have to pay to have a chance with a guy like me.  I'm sorry to say that Gog will probably accept me as a partner, in which case you will be waiting in my bed bored all night.  But as long as there is a chance with me , I know you will never accept another man. 

[thepeaguy]

lol

P and Serissa sitting in a tree. 

She's attractive, but I don't wank over her.

[Alex179]

lol

P and Serissa sitting in a tree.

She's attractive, but I don't wank over her.

I agree.   I wouldn't have enough material to wank over her anyways.    I have only seen two pics or so IIRC.

[ozymandias]

   This thread is treading down paths even stranger than some of the other one's I'v read!  As for PMS Elle's "condition", even I, Mr. Dementia, remember what she has said in the past.

But, thats not for me to repeat.   And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.  

[thepeaguy]

 This thread is treading down paths even stranger than some of the other one's I'v read!  As for PMS Elle's "condition", even I, Mr. Dementia, remember what she has said in the past.

Strange is good. Gets more punters viewing.

But, thats not for me to repeat.   And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.  

So what's the fuss about on page 10, then?

[ozymandias]

 This thread is treading down paths even stranger than some of the other one's I'v read!  As for PMS Elle's "condition", even I, Mr. Dementia, remember what she has said in the past.

Strange is good. Gets more punters viewing.

But, thats not for me to repeat.   And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.  

So what's the fuss about on page 10, then?

I just went back and read, but, then again, the dear lady does love to play off horny dudes.  So now, I'm semi-confused,    , but then again, what else is new!   

[thepeaguy]

But, thats not for me to repeat.   And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina.  

She wasn't even giving me a semi.

[El]

Yes.  You saying that you aren't certainly signals that you aren't.

Blah.

Right.  Well, then, he likely brought it up because it's obvious that you luuuuuuuurve me.

Blah.

Brilliant rebuttals!

lol

P and Serissa sitting in a tree.   Kay eye ess ess eye ennn geee!   I doubt that I could be any more immature than that.

Prosthetic vagina, that is a new one.

Lol- you could post a youtube vid of yourself singing it.

And, y'all dont have it nearly half right, but I think it's a bedtime story for another day, kiddies.

PMS Elle,

I want you in my bed, in sexy lingerie, waiting for me tonight.  I'm going to try to seduce Hale Bopp/Gog,  but if she turns me down, I will have use for you instead.  I know it hurts to be second best, but thats the price you have to pay to have a chance with a guy like me.  I'm sorry to say that Gog will probably accept me as a partner, in which case you will be waiting in my bed bored all night.  But as long as there is a chance with me , I know you will never accept another man. 

Fuck you, I want hale Bopp for myself!

  This thread is treading down paths even stranger than some of the other one's I'v read!  As for PMS Elle's "condition", even I, Mr. Dementia, remember what she has said in the past.

But, thats not for me to repeat.   And though I haven't sampled it's delights, nor am I ever likely to, I assure you, she has a fully functional vagina. 

Lol- yes, I do indeed.  And it is utterly delightful.

So what's the fuss about on page 10, then?

I just went back and read, but, then again, the dear lady does love to play off horny dudes.  So now, I'm semi-confused,    , but then again, what else is new!   

Even aside from the fact that I'm guessing that there was probably another thread or some other context current at the time, let me also point out that when I was posting on page ten, I was still learning to cope with myself and my body, and Thagfag (who was then an active member here) was still enjoying me as his own personal amusement park.  Many many things were veryu obviously very very different at the time, and it showed inmy posting style.

[Alex179]

Uh, no.  I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it.   IIRC = if I remember correctly.   I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.

[El]

Uh, no.  I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it.   IIRC = if I remember correctly.   I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.

Ohhhhh ok- thought it meant, "In IRC."  Lol.  OK.  Thank god.

[Alex179]

Uh, no.  I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it.   IIRC = if I remember correctly.   I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.

Ohhhhh ok- thought it meant, "In IRC."  Lol.  OK.  Thank god.

I don't use IRC anymore.   That and I don't trade pics of people.

[El]

Uh, no.  I have seen those two pics you posted on the private (Elders) board and that is it.   IIRC = if I remember correctly.   I used that because I can't remember if you posted more pics than that or not.

Ohhhhh ok- thought it meant, "In IRC."  Lol.  OK.  Thank god.

I don't use IRC anymore.   That and I don't trade pics of people.

Oh good.