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I will forever regret not getting that stoned lesbian's phone number
« Reply #1245 on: August 02, 2008, 10:16:46 AM »
Women want to mate with me!!!!
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: I will forever regret not getting that stoned lesbian's phone number
« Reply #1246 on: August 02, 2008, 10:19:09 AM »
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:16:46 AM
Women want to mate with me!!!!

Maybe my luck will change in college.
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Re: I will forever regret not getting that stoned lesbian's phone number
« Reply #1247 on: August 02, 2008, 10:25:20 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1248 on: August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AM »
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.  >:D
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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1249 on: August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.  >:D
Is this advice for me or for peauguy?
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1250 on: August 02, 2008, 10:31:21 AM »
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.  >:D
Is this advice for me or for peauguy?

Me, obviously.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1251 on: August 03, 2008, 09:08:23 AM »
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 02, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.  >:D
Is this advice for me or for peauguy?

Me, obviously.


In that case, as you bide your time in the club, file your nails.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1252 on: August 03, 2008, 09:39:15 AM »
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 03, 2008, 09:08:23 AM
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 02, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.  >:D
Is this advice for me or for peauguy?

Me, obviously.


In that case, as you bide your time in the club, file your nails.

I bite them.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1253 on: August 03, 2008, 09:40:56 AM »
I want to bite you?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1254 on: August 03, 2008, 09:51:16 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1255 on: August 03, 2008, 09:58:05 AM »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1256 on: August 03, 2008, 04:57:25 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1257 on: August 04, 2008, 04:13:40 AM »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1258 on: August 04, 2008, 04:45:38 AM »
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.  >:D
Is this advice for me or for peauguy?

It is a percentages game.
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh!  :-\
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1259 on: August 04, 2008, 04:58:35 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 04, 2008, 04:45:38 AM
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.  >:D
Is this advice for me or for peauguy?

It is a percentages game.
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh!  :-\

I've done this too, but stopped a few years ago.  If I really, really wanted a fuck, I could hit the clubs again and pick up somebody, but it's just not worth it to me.
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