Interrogate PMS Elle!

[ozymandias]

Agreed, but when did proper etiquette figure into lust!??     "Oh, excuse me my dear, while I put my penis into your vagina.  I do so terribly hope you don't mind that my rampant lust for you doesn't allow me the proper time to put on a condom.   Oh, Jolly good, you feel the same.  Now do you wish to be on top or the bottom?  A gentleman always defers to the lady."

 

Then the lady replies, "Sorry, dear sir, but you're not putting your cock in me without a rubber.  It takes all of ten seconds, prevents the clap, and without it, your balls will be the most delightful shade of robin's egg blue, as I boot you out of my domicile and use my rabbit.  Ah, quite right:  On goes the condom.  And, I'd prefer you to go over in that corner and stand on your head.  I'll join you post-haste.

"Pip pip, cheerio, right then.............on goes the rubber.  Your such a sensible and genteel lady.  Now then I await your pleasure while you don your riding boots, hat, gloves and riding crop.
Do you wish me with or without the saddle??"

[El]

Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter.  He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.

Ozy- English or western saddle?

[Alex179]

Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter.  He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.

Ozy- English or western saddle?

Ouch.   Sounds like he needs to take shit off the floor and give it a good vacuuming then.    I know plenty of people who just fucking throw their shit all over floor.   Vacuuming is probably the easier part of cleaning too.   My father can't stand the noise the vacuum cleaner makes, I just wear headphones when I vacuum myself.   The Oreck they have now is damn quiet compared to the old Hoover we had before, such a whiny POS vacuum.

Western saddle omgz.   Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.

[El]

Western saddle omgz.   Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.

I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.

[ozymandias]

Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter.  He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.

Ozy- English or western saddle?

By JOVE, English of course!   

[Alex179]

Western saddle omgz.   Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.

I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.

I have never had sex with a saddle involved either.   I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity.    It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.

[Al Swearegen]

If I think Cowboy sex I think Brokeback Mountain. I prefer not to think of Brokeback Mountain

[Persona]

Brokeback Mountain rules 

[Alex179]

If I think Cowboy sex I think Brokeback Mountain. I prefer not to think of Brokeback Mountain

Never watched it.

[duncvis]

If I think Cowboy sex I think Brokeback Mountain. I prefer not to think of Brokeback Mountain

[ozymandias]

If I think Cowboy sex I think Brokeback Mountain. I prefer not to think of Brokeback Mountain

Agreed    Not my cup of tea!   

[Calandale]

What's your favorite question that you've been asked here? 

[El]

Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter.  He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.

Ozy- English or western saddle?

By JOVE, English of course!   

Jolly good!  The horn won't get in the way, then!

...though, if the horn vibrated, "in the way" could be a matter of opinion...

Western saddle omgz.   Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.

I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.

I have never had sex with a saddle involved either.   I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity.    It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.

Like cowgirl?

What's your favorite question that you've been asked here? 

Well, I only went through the first ten pages or so, but

Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?

was pretty amusingly creepy.

(Some of the questions involving my ex were sorta retrospectively hilarious too.)

[ozymandias]

Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter.  He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.

Ozy- English or western saddle?

By JOVE, English of course!   

Jolly good!  The horn won't get in the way, then!

...though, if the horn vibrated, "in the way" could be a matter of opinion...

Quite right, quite right!   

[Alex179]

Alex- Lol- the main issue isn't dusting, IMO, it's that his floor is carpeted and he prolly hasn't vaccuumed the whole thing in ages because it's covered in clutter.  He's not living in filth, just a lot of clutter everywhere, but I'm pretty much convinced that if he actually took the time to completely clean his room, top-to-bottom, he'd have less problems with the asthma/allergies.

Ozy- English or western saddle?

By JOVE, English of course!   

Jolly good!  The horn won't get in the way, then!

...though, if the horn vibrated, "in the way" could be a matter of opinion...

Western saddle omgz.   Condom + saddle = almost no actual genital contact.

I, am happy to say, cannot attest to the verity of that statement from personal experience.

I have never had sex with a saddle involved either.   I wouldn't be opposed to trying it once in a role playing fantasy fetish capacity.    It doesn't sound that appealing, compared to other activities.

Like cowgirl?

Cowgirl can be hot.   I don't mind letting a girl ride.   The miconception is that the guy is supposed to lay on his back and not do anything.   Quite the opposite imo, as the guy is the Bull and she is trying to ride you.   People think that cowgirl is just a girl jumping up and down on a guy's cock with him doing nothing for some reason, which shouldn't be the case.   Reverse-cowgirl can be great too.

A vibrating horn would add to the fun for sure.   I don't know how you could consider that a bad thing.