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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #840 on: January 13, 2008, 04:04:30 PM »


Actually, it would have been "I'm not telling you that," whether you mean 69, or standing 69, or whatever the hell you meant referring to the exact specifics of my sex life (I still am not sure).

Boring.

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  But I felt like pointing out that you were being an asshole without warning you that your questions was going to be ultimately in vain no matter what.  :P


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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #841 on: January 13, 2008, 04:17:15 PM »


Actually, it would have been "I'm not telling you that," whether you mean 69, or standing 69, or whatever the hell you meant referring to the exact specifics of my sex life (I still am not sure).

Boring.

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  But I felt like pointing out that you were being an asshole without warning you that your questions was going to be ultimately in vain no matter what.  :P


Thank you for taking the FAR more
enjoyable route then.
You're welcome.  Anytime.   :P
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #842 on: January 13, 2008, 04:21:11 PM »
And anything?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #843 on: January 13, 2008, 06:36:27 PM »
And anything?

Of course not.  :D  But, anytime I'm conversing with anyone (save for professors/bosses/people I feel the need to be professional around), you can count on me to be purposely impossible.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #844 on: January 14, 2008, 09:41:05 AM »
I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though.   :laugh:  (Example:  picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)
I am sure that is never provoked or asked for.   I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down).   I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me.   Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.

Carrying during sex is more of a spur of the moment thing.   Of course it is unnecessary, but damn hilarious in a way.   More of a novelty in that regard.   Carrying people is usually a joke anyways, unless the person is seriously disabled.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #845 on: January 14, 2008, 10:37:46 AM »
I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though.   :laugh:  (Example:  picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)
I am sure that is never provoked or asked for.   I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down).   I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me.   Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do it if I was actually bothered by it (I'm not so long as I'm not severely injured).
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #846 on: January 14, 2008, 11:07:10 AM »
I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though.   :laugh:  (Example:  picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)
I am sure that is never provoked or asked for.   I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down).   I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me.   Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.
Nah, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do it if I was actually bothered by it (I'm not so long as I'm not severely injured).
Thats good.   Its all fun then.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #847 on: January 26, 2008, 03:17:51 AM »
When they say in Hip-Hop songs, as they inveriably do, "Put your hands in the air, like you just don't care", wouldn't a more appropriate display of apathy be not to bother?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #848 on: January 26, 2008, 11:05:00 AM »
When they say in Hip-Hop songs, as they inveriably do, "Put your hands in the air, like you just don't care", wouldn't a more appropriate display of apathy be not to bother?

 :laugh:  Good point.  Depends what you care about or don't.  I always assumed they meant "Like you just don't care how stupid doing so will make you look."
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #849 on: January 26, 2008, 01:43:55 PM »
Will you ever stop being a bitch?

How tall are you?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #851 on: January 26, 2008, 01:56:35 PM »
I am 4 inches taller.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #852 on: January 26, 2008, 02:04:35 PM »
Where is the funnest place you have been?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #853 on: January 26, 2008, 02:21:45 PM »
I am 4 inches taller.

That's not a good thing for a guy.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #854 on: January 26, 2008, 02:26:30 PM »
I can't do much about that, I think I had a gluten allergy.  I did have an accident of a few bites, and my mood was out of controll, then I got mouth sores.  Remember the spaz I used to be?  That maybe why.  My mom is short to, below average height, and besides I severly made up for that.
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