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To the best of your knowledge, have you ever been fucked in your sleep? Would it appeal to you?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Have you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AMHave you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?No, I have never awoken to sex. I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.
i can't be in a mosh pit. it would kill me. the only time i went to a concert i puked. total overwhelming overstim of all possible senses!!!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on December 19, 2007, 08:36:18 AMQuote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AMHave you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?No, I have never awoken to sex. I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.You wouldn't even like it, if it was prearranged with your significant other for an unspecified time in the future?
"Best shot"** Hands over a shot of Absolut Vodka **What is your age preference when "looking for a man"?Do you like ugly, hairy, foul-mouthed, Aspergic, 37 year old Australian men.........................Hypothetically Speaking?
How many faults does the ability to play the harmonica make up for in a man?
Quote from: Ganesha on December 30, 2007, 06:17:44 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on December 19, 2007, 08:36:18 AMQuote from: Barrow Wight on December 19, 2007, 02:46:56 AMHave you ever awakened to sex, and if so, did you like it?No, I have never awoken to sex. I think I'd be pretty damn pissed off, to say the very least.You wouldn't even like it, if it was prearranged with your significant other for an unspecified time in the future? If I want to sleep through sex with my SO, the SO is probably a loser in the sack but pesters me for sex anyway. If that's the case, I'm not gonna prearrange to sleep through sex. I'm gonna tell the moron to shut up, shape up or ship out.
No not sleep through, but be awoken by? Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.
Quote from: Ganesha on December 30, 2007, 05:50:36 PMNo not sleep through, but be awoken by? Roused from your slumber by an virtuoso. Not a languid Incubus.No, I woudln't.I guess I just wouldn't be a good partner for any of you somnophiles.Too bad.
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 30, 2007, 06:57:41 AM"Best shot"** Hands over a shot of Absolut Vodka **What is your age preference when "looking for a man"?Do you like ugly, hairy, foul-mouthed, Aspergic, 37 year old Australian men.........................Hypothetically Speaking? No, but if I see an ugly, hairy, aspergic, 37 year old austrailain man, I'll be sure to send him your way.
