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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #735 on: December 10, 2007, 12:04:18 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on December 10, 2007, 11:49:05 AM
Disappointing.   Sadly this gives us no material for hot woman on woman action involving PMS Elle.  Was she at least moderately attractive?   It seems you gave her no chance.   Do you think that her being high (well as you perceive) made her act that way?   Seems more like she was poking fun at how skinny/tiny you are, especially asking you to flex.



No, she wasn't poking fun.  I'm pretty toned; my ARMS aren't skinny.  (I don't look like a bodbuilder or anything freakish, but yeah, I do have muscle.)  I'm just kind of small in general (short and slim).  She was also pretty tiny, actually; the kind of look that gets described as "cute," I guess.  I have no idea what she's like when she's not high but I'm assuming it disinhibited her; she wasn't incoherent or anything.  And "gave her no chance?"  I have a boyfriend.  When I'm n a relationship with somone, that person is the only one who gets "chances" from me.  :P
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #736 on: December 10, 2007, 12:11:01 PM »
So you are in a mutually exclusive relationship.   Giving someone a chance doesn't mean totally sexual either.   You could have just played with her, like tell her that you will steal her kidney and sell it on the black market.  Although you could have seen if she was bi, so you could talk her into a threesome with you and your current lol.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #737 on: December 10, 2007, 12:15:09 PM »
Quote from: Warship Kathryn on December 10, 2007, 12:00:13 PM
i'd like a stoned chick to call me skinny. that'd make my week.

I am a stoned guy.   You are skinny.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #738 on: December 10, 2007, 12:36:52 PM »
lol Alex.

i agree, get her into a threesome with you and your bf.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #739 on: December 10, 2007, 01:13:22 PM »
I was waiting for someone to say I should have gotten her into a threesome, lol.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #740 on: December 10, 2007, 01:38:12 PM »
and get her pot.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #741 on: December 11, 2007, 02:26:38 AM »
Quote from: fkng srius on December 10, 2007, 12:04:18 PM
And "gave her no chance?"  I have a boyfriend.  When I'm n a relationship with somone, that person is the only one who gets "chances" from me.  :P

Poor him.  :laugh:

Don't you think he would've
liked you bringing a little something
cute home to play with?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #742 on: December 11, 2007, 08:18:05 AM »
Quote from: USS Constitution on December 11, 2007, 02:26:38 AM
Quote from: fkng srius on December 10, 2007, 12:04:18 PM
And "gave her no chance?"  I have a boyfriend.  When I'm n a relationship with somone, that person is the only one who gets "chances" from me.  :P

Poor him.  :laugh:

Don't you think he would've
liked you bringing a little something
cute home to play with?

...shit, and I was christmas shopping for him, too.  That would probably have been enough of a present.   :laugh:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #743 on: December 11, 2007, 09:22:49 AM »
Quote from: fkng srius on December 10, 2007, 01:13:22 PM
I was waiting for someone to say I should have gotten her into a threesome, lol.
It had to be done.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #744 on: December 11, 2007, 06:54:59 PM »
How come no one is taking the title of this thread seriously? I expected to see some CIA styled interrogation techniques.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #745 on: December 11, 2007, 08:37:18 PM »
How can your PMS be not as bad as mine even though I don't have the 'M' ?  Especially when you make yourself famous for it by putting it in your name?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #746 on: December 11, 2007, 08:38:00 PM »
Quote from: Reman Warbird Scimitar on December 11, 2007, 08:37:18 PM
How can your PMS be not as bad as mine even though I don't have the 'M' ?  Especially when you make yourself famous for it by putting it in your name?
Huh?  I don't have the M either.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #747 on: December 11, 2007, 08:39:03 PM »
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #748 on: December 11, 2007, 09:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Reman Warbird Scimitar on December 11, 2007, 08:39:03 PM
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?

I've missed something too.  What the fuck are you talking about?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #749 on: December 11, 2007, 09:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Reman Warbird Scimitar on December 11, 2007, 08:39:03 PM
apparently I've missed something... care to tell me what that is?

How can you have PMS? You're not female.
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