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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #165 on: June 20, 2006, 10:48:20 PM »
What do you consider your strong and weak points about your character and skills?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #166 on: June 21, 2006, 12:41:09 AM »
PMS Elle,
how are you?

i mean that, i am really interested to know your answer to that basic question and would prefer a heart felt gut cheched answer...
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #167 on: June 21, 2006, 01:09:12 AM »
1. what do you mostly have in common with most aspers?

2. what do you least have in common with most aspers?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #168 on: June 21, 2006, 07:17:46 AM »
What's the weirdest inanimate object that you've spoken to?

That's a good question.  I don't know, but I do it a lot, so I'll just give an example from last night:  ((Talking to a jacket for sale)):  "Why can't you be longer and completely different?"  ((I added that last on when I realized the jacket was uglier than I'd thought.))

Oooh you are smart.  God damn Bitch!!!!!! 

What does unplugging my keyboard have to do with you know what?  Its a metaphore isn't it?

No, I was being literal.  If your keyboard wasn't plugged in you couldn't post.

Do you wish the guys here would post more semi-n00dz?

I don't care one way or the other.  I won't be offended, but I won't be oogling and gooing "squ33!  h33z h0tt!"

What do you consider your strong and weak points about your character and skills?

Strong: I am very determined and a hard worker.  I'm pretty smart, and even if I have a "bad" sense of humor, i can still get people to laugh with it.  I also do care about others and can be kind/nurturing/nice.  I just don't do it here as this isn't really the place.
Weak:  I'm really insecure, nervous, obsessive, and guilty-feeling.  I can be mean and horrible, I'm needy, and I have poor coordination and strength.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #169 on: June 21, 2006, 07:19:21 AM »
Whoops, missed one.

1. what do you mostly have in common with most aspers?

2. what do you least have in common with most aspers?

Most in common are probably the preferences for order, routine and the familiar.  Least is probably that I'm kind of extroverted.  Not a lot but a little.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #170 on: June 21, 2006, 08:19:05 PM »
i noticed that you answered consistency and routine is what you prefer.

has the recent dramas here, on I?, left you feeling betrayed?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #171 on: June 21, 2006, 08:36:44 PM »
Do you have fallopian tubes, do you release eggs, and if you do release eggs where in the hell do they go?  Do they just get destroyed and absorbed?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #172 on: June 22, 2006, 05:55:47 AM »
i noticed that you answered consistency and routine is what you prefer.

has the recent dramas here, on I?, left you feeling betrayed?

No, but I have considered leaving.  I'm waiting to see if things improve.  I don't feel betrayed, but I'm frustrated and pissed that the boards I like keep imploding.

Do you have fallopian tubes, do you release eggs, and if you do release eggs where in the hell do they go?? Do they just get destroyed and absorbed?

I'm not sure if I have fallopian tubes actually, but I know the egss are released and just absorbed.  It's disturbing to think about until you remember how small they are.  It's not hurting anything.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #173 on: June 22, 2006, 06:02:48 AM »
I would imagine you like being called bitch, so do you?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #174 on: June 22, 2006, 06:08:16 AM »
Do you like south park?

Do you like to be beaten?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #175 on: June 22, 2006, 06:12:04 AM »
I would imagine you like being called bitch, so do you?

Yeah, sure, doesn't everyone love their fucking childhood nicknames?

Do you like south park?

Do you like to be beaten?

1.  No, it's a stupid show.
2.  What, you mean like S&M?  I'm not even going to pretend on this one, no fucking way would I enjoy that.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #176 on: June 22, 2006, 06:35:10 AM »
BITCH!!!!
I am glad to see it has senitmental value to you.

What color is you eyes, Bitch?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #177 on: June 22, 2006, 07:49:20 AM »
i noticed that you answered consistency and routine is what you prefer.

has the recent dramas here, on I?, left you feeling betrayed?

No, but I have considered leaving.? I'm waiting to see if things improve.? I don't feel betrayed, but I'm frustrated and pissed that the boards I like keep imploding.
i am sorry, for your benefit.  would you have any suggestions that might help improve this situation for you?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #178 on: June 22, 2006, 11:00:23 AM »
I think it would be best if I just stopped talking to flourescent, on this thread at least, and actually, I think it's extremely stupid that I was talking to him in the first place.  I admit my stupidity but at least I'm going to stop now.

i am sorry, for your benefit.? would you have any suggestions that might help improve this situation for you?

I don't know if that was sarccasm or not- I'm not trying to pull one of those drama queen I'M LEAVING!!!111!!!ONE!!! bullshit things, I'm just saying that I have considered it.

I would just like to see what goes on, and how it impacts my impression of this place.  Right now Intensity's traffic is pulling itself up by its own shoelaces- people are going on here to argue about why they should go on here, basically.  I'd mostly like to see if Intinsity stops imploding and at the very least starts exploding, if not actually becoming a bit more of a.... I don't want to say "regular message board" here, but maybe a message baord more condusive to conversation.  I'm likely explaining it badly.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #179 on: June 22, 2006, 11:13:17 AM »
go on?
and i wasn't being sarcastic.
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