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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #255 on: September 22, 2007, 02:41:43 PM »
God punishes those who actually USE free will,
with the greatest of all possible punishments.

Now, even Christian justice systems recognize
coercion as a mitigating circumstance, and what
greater coercion is there than eternal damnation?

Satan was punished for having free will. Only those
in slavery escape the malicious wrath of the tyrant.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #256 on: September 23, 2007, 09:30:14 PM »
the bible was changed. it wasn't a load of bullshit before. plus it's been misunderstood and crappily translated.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #257 on: December 20, 2011, 08:03:14 AM »
Interesting thread.

Thanks, guest, for pointing me to it.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #258 on: December 20, 2011, 11:24:24 AM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
Vortex was right. Lev.20:13 is clearly opposed to male homosexuality and lesbo porn is hot. I don't get the Gays that try to reinterpret the Bible to suit themselves. They sound as fucked up to me as the Christians who try to wiggle out of a 6 day creation by reasoning that "God's day is much longer than ours", WTF? God supposedly created the Sun and Earth and defined a day as 24 hours. More "do as I say, not as I do" and "might is right" happy horse shit.

And, to illustrate that lesbo porn is hot. http://xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #259 on: December 20, 2011, 03:35:35 PM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
Vortex was right. Lev.20:13 is clearly opposed to male homosexuality and lesbo porn is hot. I don't get the Gays that try to reinterpret the Bible to suit themselves. They sound as fucked up to me as the Christians who try to wiggle out of a 6 day creation by reasoning that "God's day is much longer than ours", WTF? God supposedly created the Sun and Earth and defined a day as 24 hours. More "do as I say, not as I do" and "might is right" happy horse shit.

And, to illustrate that lesbo porn is hot. http://xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html

Amen! You got it spot on.

I hate people who reinterpret the Bible to suit their own desires and emotions.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #260 on: December 20, 2011, 03:46:31 PM »
The Christians that quote Leviticus 18:22 must want to also stone unruly children and sell women as slaves. (oldest trick in the book to end that argument.)

Christianity: "Believe what I say or I will hurt you".
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #261 on: December 20, 2011, 04:30:38 PM »
Old Covenant, New Covenant. Homosexuality is reconfirmed in the New Testament as an abomination.

That's one argument clever Christians will use to counter that one.


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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #262 on: December 20, 2011, 04:38:27 PM »
Old Covenant, New Covenant. Homosexuality is reconfirmed in the New Testament as an abomination.

That's one argument clever Christians will use to counter that one.

Where exactly? I knew it was, but could never figure out what verse in which it was stated.
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #263 on: December 20, 2011, 04:42:22 PM »
For example, the following passage:

Romans 1: 24-27

Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #264 on: December 20, 2011, 05:06:43 PM »
lol

sexually frustrated religious people :laugh:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #265 on: December 20, 2011, 06:09:42 PM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
Vortex was right. Lev.20:13 is clearly opposed to male homosexuality and lesbo porn is hot. I don't get the Gays that try to reinterpret the Bible to suit themselves. They sound as fucked up to me as the Christians who try to wiggle out of a 6 day creation by reasoning that "God's day is much longer than ours", WTF? God supposedly created the Sun and Earth and defined a day as 24 hours. More "do as I say, not as I do" and "might is right" happy horse shit.

And, to illustrate that lesbo porn is hot. http://xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html

 Why are you posting links to lesbian hamster porn?  :dunno:
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #266 on: December 20, 2011, 06:12:15 PM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
Vortex was right. Lev.20:13 is clearly opposed to male homosexuality and lesbo porn is hot. I don't get the Gays that try to reinterpret the Bible to suit themselves. They sound as fucked up to me as the Christians who try to wiggle out of a 6 day creation by reasoning that "God's day is much longer than ours", WTF? God supposedly created the Sun and Earth and defined a day as 24 hours. More "do as I say, not as I do" and "might is right" happy horse shit.

And, to illustrate that lesbo porn is hot. http://xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html

 Why are you posting links to lesbian hamster porn?  :dunno:
my security wont allow that page.....must be some deviant cookies there

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #267 on: December 20, 2011, 06:18:18 PM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
Vortex was right. Lev.20:13 is clearly opposed to male homosexuality and lesbo porn is hot. I don't get the Gays that try to reinterpret the Bible to suit themselves. They sound as fucked up to me as the Christians who try to wiggle out of a 6 day creation by reasoning that "God's day is much longer than ours", WTF? God supposedly created the Sun and Earth and defined a day as 24 hours. More "do as I say, not as I do" and "might is right" happy horse shit.

And, to illustrate that lesbo porn is hot. http://xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html

 Why are you posting links to lesbian hamster porn?  :dunno:
my security wont allow that page.....must be some deviant cookies there

They have some good cookies there :zoinks:
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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #268 on: December 20, 2011, 06:18:48 PM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
Vortex was right. Lev.20:13 is clearly opposed to male homosexuality and lesbo porn is hot. I don't get the Gays that try to reinterpret the Bible to suit themselves. They sound as fucked up to me as the Christians who try to wiggle out of a 6 day creation by reasoning that "God's day is much longer than ours", WTF? God supposedly created the Sun and Earth and defined a day as 24 hours. More "do as I say, not as I do" and "might is right" happy horse shit.

And, to illustrate that lesbo porn is hot. http://xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html

 Why are you posting links to lesbian hamster porn?  :dunno:
It is completely normal human females in the video. The site is xhamster which BTW has put a Santa hat on their hamster mascot to celebrate the season. Stop being a butthead missy.  :police:

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Re: Homosexuality and the Bible
« Reply #269 on: December 20, 2011, 06:20:10 PM »
I just have this vision of Moses talking to god on Mt. Sinai.
God:" And if a man lie with a man he shall be put to death!"
Moses: "Ok.So what about two women who have sex? Shouldn't we kill them too?"
God: "What the hell are you,Moses, some kind of fag? That shit's HOT!"
Vortex was right. Lev.20:13 is clearly opposed to male homosexuality and lesbo porn is hot. I don't get the Gays that try to reinterpret the Bible to suit themselves. They sound as fucked up to me as the Christians who try to wiggle out of a 6 day creation by reasoning that "God's day is much longer than ours", WTF? God supposedly created the Sun and Earth and defined a day as 24 hours. More "do as I say, not as I do" and "might is right" happy horse shit.

And, to illustrate that lesbo porn is hot. http://xhamster.com/movies/166528/lesbian_police_women.html

 Why are you posting links to lesbian hamster porn?  :dunno:
my security wont allow that page.....must be some deviant cookies there

They have some good cookies there :zoinks:


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