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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #165 on: July 15, 2006, 07:34:52 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 15, 2006, 07:33:08 PM
I am deathly allergic to penicillan, and I ate a little bit of moldy food.  I am a garabage gut and will eat almost anything.
Either that or you subconsciously want to die.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #166 on: July 16, 2006, 01:12:37 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 15, 2006, 07:20:29 PM
I eat some condiments raw.  As in, I will eat grated parmesan cheese raw, or maple syrup, or cream cheese.  As a result I can't keep them in the house or I'll binge.  I'll also eat peanut butter or frosting raw but that's not so bizarre (still can't keep them in the house though).

erm...

all of those things can be eaten raw, m'darlin'.  i've never considered them condiments.  it's not weird, PMS Elle, believe me - i'd eat any of them as they are, too, and so would loads of people i know. anyway, cooked parmesan is vile.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #167 on: July 16, 2006, 05:15:10 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 15, 2006, 07:34:52 PM
Quote from: fluorescent on July 15, 2006, 07:33:08 PM
I am deathly allergic to penicillan, and I ate a little bit of moldy food.  I am a garabage gut and will eat almost anything.
Either that or you subconsciously want to die.

That amount is probably not enough to affect me.  I have also attacked bee's nests with rocks and bats even though I am allergic to them too.  With every sting the allergic reaction gets worse.  Everysummer I would go by all the flowers, where the bees were, and throw a bunch of sand in there.  Next I would take  a squirt gun and shoot the fuck out of them.  I do get fear, but in this case I don't give a fuck.  I don't have a death wish, I am far from depression.  Its fun to fuck with bees, and  I will even go and slap yellow jackets.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #168 on: July 21, 2006, 12:48:22 AM »
Quote from: Triste on June 23, 2006, 03:19:29 AM
Here's a picture of her, QC:  http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/10/16/Jessica%20i%20Ashlee%20Simpson.JPG

I forgot I posted about Ashlee Simpson until tonight when I saw her in concert. She did look different iirc. Hard to tell, since I have some face blindedness.  :-\

My offensive fact is Ashlee Simpson has made me highly doubt that I am hetero. If I was a guy she would have given me one of the semis that McJagger speaks of.  :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #169 on: July 21, 2006, 03:19:00 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 12:48:22 AM
My offensive fact is Ashlee Simpson has made me highly doubt that I am hetero. If I was a guy she would have given me one of the semis that McJagger speaks of.  :laugh:

LOL.  I had a thing for Amy Ray of the Indigo Girls for a while.  She's so wonderfully androgynous. 

Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #170 on: July 21, 2006, 06:15:55 AM »
Quote from: Triste on July 21, 2006, 03:19:00 AM
Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.

Bleeding from what?  ???
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #171 on: July 21, 2006, 06:18:02 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 06:15:55 AM
Quote from: Triste on July 21, 2006, 03:19:00 AM
Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.

Bleeding from what?  ???

It's her period time, I guess.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #172 on: July 21, 2006, 06:22:29 AM »
Quote from: peegai on July 21, 2006, 06:18:02 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 06:15:55 AM
Quote from: Triste on July 21, 2006, 03:19:00 AM
Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.

Bleeding from what?  ???

It's her period time, I guess.

Must be one hell of a period to last for 10 days.   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #173 on: July 21, 2006, 06:40:18 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 06:22:29 AM
Quote from: peegai on July 21, 2006, 06:18:02 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 21, 2006, 06:15:55 AM
Quote from: Triste on July 21, 2006, 03:19:00 AM
Offensive fact:
I've been bleeding for 10 days and counting.

Bleeding from what?  ???

It's her period time, I guess.

Must be one hell of a period to last for 10 days.   :P

Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.

King Kong Willah!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #174 on: July 21, 2006, 07:11:44 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on July 21, 2006, 12:48:22 AM
Quote from: Triste on June 23, 2006, 03:19:29 AM
Here's a picture of her, QC:  http://www.mtv.pl/uploads/pr/10/16/Jessica%20i%20Ashlee%20Simpson.JPG

I forgot I posted about Ashlee Simpson until tonight when I saw her in concert. She did look different iirc. Hard to tell, since I have some face blindedness.  :-\

I read right in between those lines!  The deeper meaning than what appears on below the surface!

My offensive fact is Ashlee Simpson has made me highly doubt that I am hetero. If I was a guy she would have given me one of the semis that McJagger speaks of.  :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #175 on: July 21, 2006, 12:39:51 PM »
one of my fondest childhood memories is about playing barbies with the girl who lived down the street fom me.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #176 on: July 21, 2006, 02:24:42 PM »
Quote from: peegai on July 21, 2006, 06:40:18 AM
Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.
King Kong Willah!
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I wondered that at one point but he reassures me this has never happened to anybody else.
Eleven days and counting...
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #177 on: July 21, 2006, 02:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Triste on July 21, 2006, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: peegai on July 21, 2006, 06:40:18 AM
Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.
King Kong Willah!
>:D
I wondered that at one point but he reassures me this has never happened to anybody else.
Eleven days and counting...

Have you seen a doctor about this?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #178 on: July 21, 2006, 02:44:53 PM »
Quote from: Triste on July 21, 2006, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: peegai on July 21, 2006, 06:40:18 AM
Or it could be due to Triste's hubby's king-kong dick.
King Kong Willah!
>:D
I wondered that at one point but he reassures me this has never happened to anybody else.
Eleven days and counting...

Ah, to protect your loved one's ego. Ah, love.

Ego praises in bed is a major turn-on for men, kiddies. :p

"Feed me your giant cock!"

Oooooo...
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #179 on: July 21, 2006, 05:13:51 PM »
I find people more interesting when there's the possiblity of shagging them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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