Post an offensive fact about yourself!

[Eamonn]

Go on, you know you want to.

[purposefulinsanity]

Go on, you know you want to.

 You first- you started it.   

[Eamonn]

Go on, you know you want to.

 You first- you started it.   

Youll probably regret asking this but....ahhh my hand is getting cramped from overtyping, il need to answer that another time.

[purposefulinsanity]

Go on, you know you want to.

 You first- you started it.   

Youll probably regret asking this but....ahhh my hand is getting cramped from overtyping, il need to answer that another time.

  Is it really cramped from typing to much or would that toilet paper I offered you be useful in the clean up??

[Eamonn]

  Is it really cramped from typing to much or would that toilet paper I offered you be useful in the clean up??

LOL, mystic meg doesnt have a patch on you.

[El]

When I was in sixth grade, I ate a pork chop while watching Babe.

[Lucifer]

does the offensive fact have to be true?

 

[Eamonn]

Well it's hardly a fact if it doesnt bear at least some resemblence to the truth, unless your happeh.

[Lucifer]

heehee.  good point.

i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants. 

(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).

[Eamonn]

heehee.  good point.

i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants. 

(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).

Deeeeeeeeesgusting!

[Postperson]

you could use your faeces too, if your into that sort of thing.

[Lucifer]

i thought human faeces weren't brilliant as fertiliser?  i know that there's something weird like men should piss on compost heaps, cos it's good for them, but women shouldn't, cos it ain't.  well, i heard this from someone once - never actually verified it.

and eamonn - i thought the idea was to BE disgusting/offensive?  wouldn't be much point in announcing that i have a thing about johnny depp, now, would there?

/hands eamonn the opportunity for a snappy comeback...

[El]

heehee.? good point.

i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants.?

(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).

I'm not offended but in all honesty I might hesitate before eating something from your garden.   

[Peter]

heehee.  good point.

i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants. 

(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).

When I told her about it, my ex thought this was a religious/spiritual blood ritual thing.  Is it?  Or is it just so the tomatoes taste better (my first guess; I scrape my tea leaves into a jar for spreading in the garden, and haven't had any complaints from the worms yet)?

[purposefulinsanity]

heehee.  good point.

i keep my menstrual blood in a jar (not for long though, obviously). - it's great for feeding plants. 

(yes, i know that shouldn't really be offensive, but a lot of people seem to think it is, for some reason).

When I told her about it, my ex thought this was a religious/spiritual blood ritual thing.  Is it?  Or is it just so the tomatoes taste better (my first guess; I scrape my tea leaves into a jar for spreading in the garden, and haven't had any complaints from the worms yet)?

   Well I can't speak for Lucifer but I know women who do it for either or both reasons.