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Offline Merry Widow

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #90 on: June 29, 2006, 10:47:33 AM »
truth: i saw a former Big Brother contestant whilst i was out yesterday.

the offensive part? the fact that i actually recognised him and even remembered his name.  :-[ oh, the shame.....
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #91 on: June 29, 2006, 10:51:14 AM »
I buy regular dvds and cds, and only bootleg as a last resort if I can't find it anywhere. I'm a bad computer user, I know.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #92 on: July 02, 2006, 09:21:30 PM »
 :P I have recently had wonderful thoughts and dreams about some intense girls :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #93 on: July 02, 2006, 09:28:19 PM »
have you sent them pm's describing these details?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #94 on: July 02, 2006, 09:32:18 PM »
 :P
Not Yet :P
some scare easy :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #95 on: July 03, 2006, 05:19:05 AM »
Quote from: hiro on July 02, 2006, 09:32:18 PM
:P
Not Yet :P
some scare easy :P


I'm sure eamonn would understand your lust for her if you told her.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #96 on: July 03, 2006, 06:03:26 AM »
oh wonkers

how could I ever begin to explain

the ?other woman" would never forgive me :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #97 on: July 03, 2006, 06:08:26 AM »
I doubt they'd be that shocked that you dreamed of raping them in the ass with an eggbeater.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #98 on: July 05, 2006, 02:32:10 AM »
I once had a dream that a very dominant female friend of mine asked me to do her ass(really odd because she neither in real life expresses an interest in anal sex, nor do i).  Later I had a dream that she was instructing me how to do a different girl.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #99 on: July 07, 2006, 10:18:10 AM »
i finally took down my xmas tree, this week.  ::)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #100 on: July 07, 2006, 10:33:34 AM »
Quote from: Omega_Female on July 07, 2006, 10:18:10 AM
i finally took down my xmas tree, this week.  ::)

can i know?

when did it lose that pine fresh scent?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #101 on: July 07, 2006, 10:50:08 AM »
it wasn't a real tree; it was made from purple tinsel.

here is the campest xmas tree in the world, in all its splendour:

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #102 on: July 07, 2006, 10:53:17 AM »
Quote from: Omega_Female on July 07, 2006, 10:18:10 AM
i finally took down my xmas tree, this week.  ::)

Nice tree.

My Christmas tree is still up, although it is unplugged.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #103 on: July 07, 2006, 10:59:24 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on July 07, 2006, 10:53:17 AM
My Christmas tree is still up, although it is unplugged.

i'm jealous!  :( i wouldn't have taken mine down if it hadn't been for the fact that i knocked it over and lots of the decorations fell off.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #104 on: July 07, 2006, 11:01:37 AM »
thats why you should never clean, it only leads to more mess.

i love that tree.
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