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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #465 on: August 25, 2014, 08:45:03 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PM
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

:2thumbsup:

You can be Canadian. :orly:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #466 on: August 25, 2014, 09:50:09 PM »
I've deflowered a lot of naive hot virgins lol
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #467 on: August 26, 2014, 01:03:36 AM »
Quote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PM
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

Become an Orangeman?

Fuck that.  :M

I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #468 on: August 26, 2014, 06:32:02 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 26, 2014, 01:03:36 AM
Quote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PM
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

Become an Orangeman?

Fuck that.  :M

I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni

Then become a Republican. :zoinks: Or move to America. We have rioting here, too. :GA:

If that's a nationality, what's your territory? :orly:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #469 on: August 26, 2014, 11:43:07 AM »
Quote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PM
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:



 :headbang2:      :viking:     :arrr:      :headbang2:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #470 on: August 28, 2014, 05:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on August 26, 2014, 11:43:07 AM
Quote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PM
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:



 :headbang2:      :viking:     :arrr:      :headbang2:

It's a national holiday in Northern Ireland though. It happens every year.

It's not meant to be a national holiday, but all the shops close and no public transport is running so that automatically makes the 12th of July (and days leading up to it as well as after it) all bank holidays
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #471 on: October 04, 2014, 04:21:55 PM »
I get really wicked farts when I eat prime rib
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #472 on: October 04, 2014, 10:59:30 PM »
^The sort that make even you exit the room? :D

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #473 on: October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM »
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #474 on: October 12, 2014, 07:58:19 AM »
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on August 21, 2014, 08:13:08 PM
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... 12 years old and mixed up with Coke!!!  :trollface:
Warm wet and great tasting?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #475 on: October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #476 on: October 13, 2014, 08:36:06 PM »
Quote from: Parts on October 04, 2014, 04:21:55 PM
I get really wicked farts when I eat prime rib

  Too much garlic in the preparation, maybe?  :orly:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #477 on: October 13, 2014, 10:39:25 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 26, 2014, 06:32:02 AM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 26, 2014, 01:03:36 AM
Quote from: Alex Plank on August 25, 2014, 06:41:43 PM
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

Become an Orangeman?

Fuck that.  :M

I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni

Then become a Republican. :zoinks: Or move to America. We have rioting here, too. :GA:

If that's a nationality, what's your territory? :orly:

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #478 on: October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #479 on: October 16, 2014, 08:16:41 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:

Are they all broken?  :GA:
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