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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #465 on: August 25, 2014, 08:45:03 PM »
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

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You can be Canadian. :orly:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #466 on: August 25, 2014, 09:50:09 PM »
I've deflowered a lot of naive hot virgins lol
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #467 on: August 26, 2014, 01:03:36 AM »
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

Become an Orangeman?

Fuck that.  :M

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #468 on: August 26, 2014, 06:32:02 AM »
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

Become an Orangeman?

Fuck that.  :M

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Then become a Republican. :zoinks: Or move to America. We have rioting here, too. :GA:

If that's a nationality, what's your territory? :orly:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #469 on: August 26, 2014, 11:43:07 AM »
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:



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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #470 on: August 28, 2014, 05:09:54 PM »
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:



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It's a national holiday in Northern Ireland though. It happens every year.

It's not meant to be a national holiday, but all the shops close and no public transport is running so that automatically makes the 12th of July (and days leading up to it as well as after it) all bank holidays

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #471 on: October 04, 2014, 04:21:55 PM »
I get really wicked farts when I eat prime rib
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #472 on: October 04, 2014, 10:59:30 PM »
^The sort that make even you exit the room? :D

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #473 on: October 12, 2014, 07:28:08 AM »
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #474 on: October 12, 2014, 07:58:19 AM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #475 on: October 12, 2014, 12:42:32 PM »
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #476 on: October 13, 2014, 08:36:06 PM »
I get really wicked farts when I eat prime rib

  Too much garlic in the preparation, maybe?  :orly:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #477 on: October 13, 2014, 10:39:25 PM »
Just pick the flag that allows you to riot.  :viking:

Become an Orangeman?

Fuck that.  :M

I've decided to invent a new nationality. From now on, I am a Knight who says Ni

Then become a Republican. :zoinks: Or move to America. We have rioting here, too. :GA:

If that's a nationality, what's your territory? :orly:

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #478 on: October 16, 2014, 05:17:59 AM »
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #479 on: October 16, 2014, 08:16:41 PM »
I'm only alive because a condom broke  :zoinks:

There are condoms in Ireland? :zoinks:

There are condoms everywhere  :GA:

Are they all broken?  :GA:
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