Don't go easy on me I'm all grown up.
Alcohol? No more, I'm on Zoloft. Aparently it's a no-no.
I can't wait for this shit to kick in - it's been almost 2 weeks. I can fell the drug in my system, but no happy happy joy joy.
My name is Martin Vodstrcil, Vodka to my friends. Lord Vodzy I of the Psychedeliscape to yous.
Saying yous is totally acceptable in Strine so get over it.
BTW it's me!!!!!!
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