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Offline Lucifer

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2007, 04:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 04, 2007, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 04:00:13 PM
i thought we were talking about picking men up?  which implies some sort of sexual attraction, doesn't it?  well, it does in my world.

Nah, me, I was just talking about mind games. Though surely with a g-spot in the middle of your forehead, you can sympathize?

lol.  ;)

actually, that's not too far from the truth, albeit figuratively, rather than literally.  for me, the sexiest thing about any man is his mind.  of course, looking like johnny depp never hurts, either.   :heart:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2007, 04:11:24 PM »
Talking about drinking piss, read this.  I saw it on the news last year sometime.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2007, 04:13:34 PM »
Quote from: Dravis on June 04, 2007, 04:11:24 PM
Talking about drinking piss, read this.  I saw it on the news last year sometime.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

That is so creepy and gross.  I'm glad they locked him up.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2007, 04:15:42 PM »
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2007, 04:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on June 04, 2007, 04:13:34 PM
Quote from: Dravis on June 04, 2007, 04:11:24 PM
Talking about drinking piss, read this.  I saw it on the news last year sometime.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

That is so creepy and gross.  I'm glad they locked him up.

A real man doesn't drink piss from boys. A real man only occasionally drinks piss from young girls and mostly let them drink his piss, those little bitches!  8)

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2007, 04:19:13 PM »
A real man would probably laugh himself silly reading your post. ::)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2007, 04:19:46 PM »
Real men don't feed trolls.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2007, 04:20:35 PM »
trit trot, trit trot...
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2007, 04:25:51 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 04, 2007, 04:19:46 PM
Real men don't feed trolls.

Good point. I'm off to rescue a dog trapped in a building on fire but I'll get back to you, OK?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2007, 04:26:41 PM »
*drops out of the conversation for lack of interpretive social skills*
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2007, 04:30:57 PM »
Don't worry. I don't understand me either.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2007, 04:32:58 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 04, 2007, 03:36:50 PM
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
oh now i see whats going on.

you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.

Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ;) ) and they're putty in you hands.  Woman take more work.  >:D

Not all men are easy.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2007, 04:34:44 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 04:32:58 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 04, 2007, 03:36:50 PM
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
oh now i see whats going on.

you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.

Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ;) ) and they're putty in you hands.  Woman take more work.  >:D

Not all men are easy.

Not all posts come without a little tongue in cheek.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2007, 04:34:47 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 04, 2007, 03:54:40 PM
Oh, and I'm also humble in order to get things I want.

Damn! That's a clever concept. Might try it...nah, not in my nature.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2007, 04:36:02 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 04, 2007, 04:34:44 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 04:32:58 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 04, 2007, 03:36:50 PM
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
oh now i see whats going on.

you women are going to fillibuster this thread to keep the truth hidden.

Nah- I was actually being serious there- with men a good cleavage and that look in your eye (you know the one I mean ;) ) and they're putty in you hands.  Woman take more work.  >:D

Not all men are easy.

Not all posts come without a little tongue in cheek.

Which set?
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