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Offline Calandale

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2007, 07:20:14 PM »
Once I manage to catch something interesting,
and convince her that threesomes are best,
how do I catch the second chicky?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2007, 07:22:02 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:20:14 PM
Once I manage to catch something interesting,
and convince her that threesomes are best,
how do I catch the second chicky?
easy:  your lady will have better success than you.  ask her to do it.
that way she was involved in the decision process.  the downside is that the other lady will likely NOT be as good looking as your lady.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2007, 07:23:55 PM »
Didn't work too well last time,
but maybe I'll get someone less
socially inept than I am.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2007, 07:25:33 PM »
what do you mean?

all she has to do is start dancing with a girl and the chatting her up....felling her out.

you would be surprised as to how many women would like to do some lesbo action.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2007, 07:31:53 PM »
My wife was like me, she waited
for others to approach her. Given
that we were an obvious couple,
this tactic didn't work too well.
Especially since, even when I
would be approached, if they
didn't mention that they were
willing to include her, I'd simply
ignore the issue. She, at least,
would tell me about it, and this
would allow me to make some
progress, if tired or drunk enough.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2007, 07:34:14 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:31:53 PM
My wife was like me, she waited
for others to approach her. Given
that we were an obvious couple,
this tactic didn't work too well.
Especially since, even when I
would be approached, if they
didn't mention that they were
willing to include her, I'd simply
ignore the issue. She, at least,
would tell me about it, and this
would allow me to make some
progress, if tired or drunk enough.
if you aren't willing to make an effort then how can i help?

i guess how can stand on a street corner in low cut jean shorts and a halter top.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2007, 07:37:09 PM »
No, I liked your suggestion.
Just thinking that it didn't
work well enough before,
in that we didn't manage
to catch anyone for long.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2007, 07:38:08 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:37:09 PM
No, I liked your suggestion.
Just thinking that it didn't
work well enough before,
in that we didn't manage
to catch anyone for long.
then you need to learn to take advantage of the time you do have them.

stop pussy footing around!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2007, 07:39:26 PM »
Footsy is one thing, but I'll
not insert it in there.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2007, 07:52:05 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:39:26 PM
Footsy is one thing, but I'll
not insert it in there.
you're not a dolt.  you're a prude.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2007, 08:21:15 PM »
Why should I ask You for advice?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2007, 08:35:38 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on June 04, 2007, 08:21:15 PM
Why should I ask You for advice?
i don't care if you do or not, dolt!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #72 on: June 04, 2007, 09:29:00 PM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:39:26 PM
Footsy is one thing, but I'll
not insert it in there.
you're not a dolt.  you're a prude.

I don't think so. I'm definitely a bit of
a dolt, and as to being a prude, it's just
that I don't see orgasm as the end all
be all.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #73 on: June 04, 2007, 09:57:34 PM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on June 04, 2007, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on June 04, 2007, 08:21:15 PM
Why should I ask You for advice?
i don't care if you do or not, dolt!
Your the doltest.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #74 on: June 04, 2007, 10:02:48 PM »
dolty is as dolty does.
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