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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #120 on: June 08, 2007, 03:22:32 PM »
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working your way up to something really lewd, eh, McJ?   

nah, i am fresh out of ideas.

would you like to volunteer something lewd?
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« Reply #121 on: June 08, 2007, 03:24:09 PM »
always...
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #122 on: June 08, 2007, 04:23:12 PM »
How do you feel about stories
during sex?
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #123 on: June 08, 2007, 04:24:08 PM »
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #124 on: June 08, 2007, 10:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 04:24:08 PM
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).
how about this story:
"yeah, once, with my ex girlfriend, we did it like this...."
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #125 on: June 08, 2007, 10:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 04:24:08 PM
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).

Just describing fantasies.
Nothing impressive.
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #126 on: June 09, 2007, 01:34:57 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 08, 2007, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 08, 2007, 04:24:08 PM
what kind of stories...?

my curiosity is aroused (if nothing else).
how about this story:
"yeah, once, with my ex girlfriend, we did it like this...."

erm... no.  mainly.

Quote from: calandale on June 08, 2007, 10:34:24 PM
Just describing fantasies.
Nothing impressive.

sounds good to me.  however, be aware of boundaries, otherwise you could, er, "spoil the moment".  nothing worse than "uuuuuuurgh!" when you're in the throes.
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #127 on: June 09, 2007, 01:37:34 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 09, 2007, 01:34:57 AM

Quote from: calandale on June 08, 2007, 10:34:24 PM
Just describing fantasies.
Nothing impressive.

sounds good to me.  however, be aware of boundaries, otherwise you could, er, "spoil the moment".  nothing worse than "uuuuuuurgh!" when you're in the throes.

Boundaries? Can't imagine any.
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #128 on: June 09, 2007, 01:44:03 AM »
then you never fucked my ex-shagee - mine obviously include "saying purportedly erotic things which make me go 'you what?' and go off the boil".  or, "saying purportedly erotic things which makes me piss myself laughing, and go off the boil".  or, "saying purportedly, etc., which sound like the soundtrack of a particularly dreadful porn movie".  get the picture?  oh, i can live without references to non-consensual (i.e., kids, animals, rape) sex.  and my poo is either in my bowels, or in the loo, thank you very much - i don't need to spread the joy.
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #129 on: June 09, 2007, 01:50:58 AM »
Animals can consent.  :laugh:
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #130 on: June 11, 2007, 02:32:09 PM »
What can we do to persuade you to stick around this time??  :eyelash:
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #131 on: June 11, 2007, 02:36:55 PM »
oooh, that's a tricky one...   :laugh:

well, in no particular order of importance:

1.  get me a boyfriend (not one who's a complete waste of DNA, this time, i think).
2.  give me loads of money.
3.  keep me entertained (thus providing displacement activity for my crappy life - spot the emo) and/or stimulated (no, not like that, McP).
4.  get me a boyfriend.

erm, that's about it, i reckon.  so, probably the third one, eh?  ;)
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #132 on: June 11, 2007, 03:11:01 PM »
For 4, one who is a complete waste of DNA is acceptable?
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #133 on: June 11, 2007, 03:12:35 PM »
lol.

no, that was me not completing the thingy properly.  well spotted.  although it may well have been me lowering my standards, subconsciously, i suppose.  after all, one has to compromise at my age...  :(
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Re: Vivi's back!
« Reply #134 on: June 11, 2007, 03:14:14 PM »
Do you often fail to finish correctly?

Might explain 1 and 4, if this is the case.
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