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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #285 on: July 10, 2007, 07:32:16 AM »
you're looking at its head?!   :o

yeah. here is a look into my inner workings. :P

I knew it was going to be boobs..so the flashing didn't really draw my eye.

the nellie olsen bow kind of fucked me up...I had a couple of seconds whether I couldn't decide if it was a bow, or hair.

then I determined it was a bow..and I wondered what the fuck it was supposed to be holding back, since the thing has no hair.

then I was like "damn, that is a smallfuckinghead."


THEN I looked at the boobs...and then I went back to being wigged at the head.



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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #286 on: July 10, 2007, 07:33:58 AM »
sounds about right to me.

if you want to see something really disturbing, may i point you towards the last page of the "an occasional porn picture" thread?  i may need therapy...   :'(

(and i don't mean the self mutilation one, either).

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #287 on: July 10, 2007, 08:04:40 AM »
sounds about right to me.

if you want to see something really disturbing, may i point you towards the last page of the "an occasional porn picture" thread?  i may need therapy...   :'(

(and i don't mean the self mutilation one, either).


<runs to look>

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #288 on: July 10, 2007, 08:10:46 AM »
sounds about right to me.

if you want to see something really disturbing, may i point you towards the last page of the "an occasional porn picture" thread?  i may need therapy...   :'(

(and i don't mean the self mutilation one, either).


<runs to look>



why did you do that to me?

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #289 on: July 10, 2007, 08:23:19 AM »
because we have to share the good times as well as the bad, if we're going to be married, sweet thing.

you know it'll make us stronger.   :-*

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #290 on: July 10, 2007, 09:00:00 AM »
because we have to share the good times as well as the bad, if we're going to be married, sweet thing.

you know it'll make us stronger.   :-*


as long as it doesn't kill us, first.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #291 on: July 10, 2007, 09:18:38 AM »
My family is full of perverts!  Christ fuckn sakes, my cousin Ashley's daughter, Ilexsis, was asking me if I was married.  Then it was, " Do you have a girlfriend?".  She must be like five years old for christ fuckn sakes!  She was fuckn pulling her bikini bottom down in front of me.  My other cousin, Cassidy was doing it to.  What the fuck!  I told Ilexsis I like her name and Cassidy gets pissed at me.  She says, "You don't like mine?" Fuck is their problem?  I will tell you I was horny and wanting that shit very early age myself.  I just never told anyone because I was so embarassed about the level of desire. Lucky for me it was time to go!  I was going to change the subject.  I took the opportunity to train while I in that pool also. I did laps around it and I had Ilexsis wack me over the head with the skimmer if I stopped swimming.  Ilexsis is real cute now with her blonde hair, and she seems like she will be a cute woman when she grows up, Cassidy to.  They won't be my girlfriends, that is for sure!

I lost fifteen pounds, wow! Almost non stop training, with little time for friends and  in between work studying.  Fuckn ginseng extract is making me insanely hyper.  144mg of ginseinosides or 40grams unconcentrated, panax ginseng.  I never have enough time to do all that I want! :finger:  I sleep what, like fuckn five or six hours a night and I am not tired!  I get no incubus nightmares nothing!  Damn I must be fuckn healthy!  I weigh as much as my cousin Kayly who is only 13.  I fuckn eat alot of fuckn things too!
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #292 on: July 10, 2007, 09:28:53 AM »
Wow that was totally TMI.   I know I should be the last to say something is TMI though lol.   Kids can be like that, playing doctor and such.   They are curious and want to be more like adults already I guess.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #293 on: July 10, 2007, 09:32:58 AM »
I try to keep my mouth shut.  I did say I got invited to a magazine, but I did not say what kind.  I only said for adults only, and they kept bugging me.
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #294 on: July 10, 2007, 11:15:14 AM »
they are your family's real names ?!!!

good christ on a pole - i'm... speechless!  :jawdrop:

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #295 on: July 10, 2007, 11:22:40 AM »
/speechless

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #296 on: July 10, 2007, 04:25:44 PM »
people have weird names. like kandi instead of candy etc. it's trendy to spell shit with an i. like billi on Big Brother. or you could have Trysh instead of Trish... hey i'll start a thread.
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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #297 on: July 10, 2007, 04:32:06 PM »
/cries

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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #298 on: July 10, 2007, 05:05:15 PM »
/cries

/signs up to cry, also




I have a half sister named Kandi Jean.


isn't that awful?


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Re: Ask the new ALLDAYGLOWRANDY anything
« Reply #299 on: July 10, 2007, 05:08:25 PM »
i don't know what to say.  have you received counselling?