A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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He doesn't like anything anymore. He's dead.
God is dead.
Nietzsche is dead.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I am not and I do not even own a !
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 03, 2014, 07:11:18 PM I am not and I do not even own a ! Do you own a Happy Hopper?
Quote from: Semicolon on September 03, 2014, 07:20:52 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 03, 2014, 07:11:18 PM I am not and I do not even own a ! Do you own a Happy Hopper? Dafuq is that?!
Too many handles! Especially for this nice Catholic girl!
That looks vaguely familiar. Is it a curling iron?
It plays music? Does it have a CD player?