Ask Eclair anything.

[Tesla]

I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I² no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

[McGiver]

I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I² no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

i am pulling for option #2.

[Tesla]

Me too.  Midgets are hot.   

[Eclair]

I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I² no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.

[Tesla]

I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I² no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.

Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   

[Eclair]

I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I² no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.

Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   

Or your throat...

plus those heels can dig in!

[Tesla]

I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I² no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.

Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   

Or your throat...

plus those heels can dig in!

Indeed they can.  Isn't that what they're for? 

[Eclair]

I'm going beleive that Eclair's "personal reasons" are she's so beautiful that all the straight guys would fall in love with her, and all the ladies would hate her.  Thus making I² no more fun for her.

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

I kid you not, I always wanted to join the circus when I was little.  Trapeze and tightrope.  

I am reasonably short, but not midget.  In fact everyone assumes I'm taller than I am.  Good deceptive high heels help.

Everyone looks taller when they're standing on your neck.   

Or your throat...

plus those heels can dig in!

Indeed they can.  Isn't that what they're for? 

Correct. 

[Tesla]

Do Australians make fun of Kiwi's the way Americans make fun of Canadians?

[SovaNu]

kiwis are yummy.

[Eclair]

Do Australians make fun of Kiwi's the way Americans make fun of Canadians?

Yes, all the time.  But it goes both ways.  NZ doesn't have snakes, so that's a bonus.  But they talk super funny.

Canadians have similar values to Australians I've heard.

[Calandale]

Eclair, will you post a picture of yourself here?
I like putting faces to names, is all.

No, I won't, sorry...I would in one sense to dispel any myths about me being a big furry monster!

How about an avie again?

[Calandale]

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

THAT'S what I'm counting on. And why I have feelings already.

[Eclair]

Eclair, will you post a picture of yourself here?
I like putting faces to names, is all.

No, I won't, sorry...I would in one sense to dispel any myths about me being a big furry monster!

How about an avie again?

Maybe.  Just the patience to select one is needed.

[Eclair]

Either that, or she's a male midget human-cannon-ball for the local circus.

THAT'S what I'm counting on. And why I have feelings already.

I'd post something pithy, but as you are drunk, I have no idea if you are joking or not.