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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #900 on: June 18, 2007, 05:34:55 AM »
do you have a bendy ruler?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #901 on: June 18, 2007, 05:38:42 AM »
do you have a bendy ruler?
No, my ruler whacks hard and fast on naughty asses...with no mercy!
But it would take one naughty and disruptive boy for me to get it out.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #902 on: June 18, 2007, 05:39:51 AM »
do you have a bendy ruler?
No, my ruler whacks hard and fast on naughty asses...with no mercy!
But it would take one naughty and disruptive boy for me to get it out.
i got a new espresso machine yesterday.  let's see how hopped up and out of control that i can get, geraldine.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #903 on: June 18, 2007, 05:41:08 AM »
do you have a bendy ruler?
No, my ruler whacks hard and fast on naughty asses...with no mercy!
But it would take one naughty and disruptive boy for me to get it out.
i got a new espresso machine yesterday.  let's see how hopped up and out of control that i can get, geraldine.
That is the most uptight name, mine is much cuter than that.
But as you wish...Geraldine it is...
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #904 on: June 18, 2007, 05:42:00 AM »
we had a geraldine run for vice president in 1984.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #905 on: June 18, 2007, 05:48:41 AM »
we had a geraldine run for vice president in 1984.
Yes, but really did you have the hots for her?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #906 on: June 18, 2007, 05:52:12 AM »
I know I should put this in your Ask Away thread...but when are you going to get rid of the eye avatar?

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« Reply #907 on: June 18, 2007, 06:09:13 AM »
I know I should put this in your Ask Away thread...but when are you going to get rid of the eye avatar?
would you like for me to get rid of it?
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« Reply #908 on: June 18, 2007, 06:12:05 AM »
I know I should put this in your Ask Away thread...but when are you going to get rid of the eye avatar?
would you like for me to get rid of it?
What do you really think?
You know it's a turn on!

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #909 on: June 18, 2007, 06:13:23 AM »
I know I should put this in your Ask Away thread...but when are you going to get rid of the eye avatar?
would you like for me to get rid of it?
What do you really think?
You know it's a turn on!
you forgot your disclaimer that you were only ribbing me.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #910 on: June 18, 2007, 06:14:45 AM »
I know I should put this in your Ask Away thread...but when are you going to get rid of the eye avatar?
would you like for me to get rid of it?
What do you really think?
You know it's a turn on!
you forgot your disclaimer that you were only ribbing me.
Well I wasn't ribbing you then...I was serious.  I really like the eye...but you simply have to get rid of it so I don't get led astray!

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #911 on: June 18, 2007, 06:16:19 AM »
do you feel like someone's watching you?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #912 on: June 18, 2007, 06:16:49 AM »
do you feel like someone's watching you?
From between my thighs.  ;)

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #913 on: June 18, 2007, 06:18:25 AM »
how do i respond.  my mouth must be busy.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #914 on: June 18, 2007, 06:20:14 AM »
how do i respond.  my mouth must be busy.
Quite....but luckily I respect your decency too much to ponder the fantasy too much.