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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #870 on: June 16, 2007, 10:07:53 PM »
Unfortunately, no, I didn't have loads of guy experience in my youth...I suffered out and supressed my desires until I was 28 years old...and you may have to also.  But you may learn a lot by observing throughout that time.

Now, this is a shocker. I'm not even sure what to
ask, but I want to know more. Mainly what could
allow an attractive female to remain chaste for so
long.
I got married young, remember? 

And didn't have sex during marriage?
yeah, but only one flavour...vanilla.

Ah, I see.
Did your curiousity lead
you to try asking for anything
else?
Don't pay me out...he ended up being a prude...

Don't know what you mean by 'pay out' but I'm assuming
that you'd rather I stop prying.
No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #871 on: June 16, 2007, 10:10:36 PM »
When did you turn green eclair??
3 weeks ago or thereabouts.


God!! Am I behind the ball curve or what!!
I got a haircut and new shoes too, you didn't notice that either! ;)

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #872 on: June 16, 2007, 11:40:02 PM »
When did you turn green eclair??
3 weeks ago or thereabouts.


God!! Am I behind the ball curve or what!!
I got a haircut and new shoes too, you didn't notice that either! ;)


Meh!!! Men ........ what ARE you going to do with us??

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #873 on: June 17, 2007, 12:20:55 AM »
When did you turn green eclair??
3 weeks ago or thereabouts.


God!! Am I behind the ball curve or what!!
I got a haircut and new shoes too, you didn't notice that either! ;)


Meh!!! Men ........ what ARE you going to do with us??
Is that a question you really want me to answer?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #874 on: June 17, 2007, 04:39:43 AM »
No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.

YOU married a catholic girl?
How did that happen?

Seriously, what do you think
of those who CONVERT to
Catholicism?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #875 on: June 17, 2007, 04:55:24 AM »
No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.

YOU married a catholic girl?
How did that happen?

Seriously, what do you think
of those who CONVERT to
Catholicism?
It's their choice.  Why would there be anything wrong with it?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #876 on: June 17, 2007, 04:56:18 AM »
Just curious if you had any
particular prejudice. I tend
to feel a bit oddly about
anyone who 'finds' God.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #877 on: June 17, 2007, 05:00:10 AM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #878 on: June 17, 2007, 05:00:56 AM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

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« Reply #879 on: June 17, 2007, 06:44:04 AM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #880 on: June 17, 2007, 07:17:14 AM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?
it doesn't always have to be, pea.


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« Reply #881 on: June 17, 2007, 07:18:25 AM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?
it doesn't always have to be, pea.


are you going to put me in my place now?

I am thepeaguy, and my word is gospel. Bwahahahaha!!!

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #882 on: June 17, 2007, 10:02:56 AM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?
it doesn't always have to be, pea.


are you going to put me in my place now?

I am thepeaguy, and my word is gospel. Bwahahahaha!!!
X marks the spot.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #883 on: June 17, 2007, 03:19:52 PM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?
I didn't want to get married at all. 

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #884 on: June 17, 2007, 08:19:09 PM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?
I didn't want to get married at all. 

Smart. Did you want kids though?