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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #885 on: June 17, 2007, 09:39:44 PM »
Unfortunately, no, I didn't have loads of guy experience in my youth...I suffered out and supressed my desires until I was 28 years old...and you may have to also.  But you may learn a lot by observing throughout that time.

Now, this is a shocker. I'm not even sure what to
ask, but I want to know more. Mainly what could
allow an attractive female to remain chaste for so
long.
I got married young, remember? 

And didn't have sex during marriage?
yeah, but only one flavour...vanilla.

Ah, I see.
Did your curiousity lead
you to try asking for anything
else?
Don't pay me out...he ended up being a prude...

Don't know what you mean by 'pay out' but I'm assuming
that you'd rather I stop prying.
No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.



Gee I'm surprised you didn't accuse him of "playing his baby game" because he didn't know what "pay me out" meant.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #886 on: June 18, 2007, 01:37:52 AM »
How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?
We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?
I didn't want to get married at all. 

Smart. Did you want kids though?
I don't know if want is the word.  I only ever thought at some point I may have one at least.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #887 on: June 18, 2007, 01:41:21 AM »
Unfortunately, no, I didn't have loads of guy experience in my youth...I suffered out and supressed my desires until I was 28 years old...and you may have to also.  But you may learn a lot by observing throughout that time.

Now, this is a shocker. I'm not even sure what to
ask, but I want to know more. Mainly what could
allow an attractive female to remain chaste for so
long.
I got married young, remember? 

And didn't have sex during marriage?
yeah, but only one flavour...vanilla.

Ah, I see.
Did your curiousity lead
you to try asking for anything
else?
Don't pay me out...he ended up being a prude...

Don't know what you mean by 'pay out' but I'm assuming
that you'd rather I stop prying.
No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.



Gee I'm surprised you didn't accuse him of "playing his baby game" because he didn't know what "pay me out" meant.
Paying someone out is an Australian term I believe.  I didn't realise that it was something Cal might not be familiar with when I wrote it.  As far as I remember, Cal hasn't asked me if I would like to change his diaper, so no, I don't think he's into baby role-playing.


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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #888 on: June 18, 2007, 01:50:32 AM »
Would you change my diaper, if I asked nicely? :green:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #889 on: June 18, 2007, 03:01:38 AM »
Would you change my diaper, if I asked nicely? :green:
Ask me a smartass question again and I will spank you so hard you will wonder how you lived your life without me.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #890 on: June 18, 2007, 03:08:23 AM »
Would you change my diaper, if I asked nicely? :green:
Ask me a smartass question again and I will spank you so hard you will wonder how you lived your life without me.

And I thought you didn't like me.  :laugh:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #891 on: June 18, 2007, 03:13:29 AM »
Would you change my diaper, if I asked nicely? :green:
Ask me a smartass question again and I will spank you so hard you will wonder how you lived your life without me.

And I thought you didn't like me.  :laugh:
Fuck, not you too!   ::)

Do I have to start a...Who Does Eclair Like...Who is She Angry With thread?  :laugh:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #892 on: June 18, 2007, 03:17:11 AM »
Would you change my diaper, if I asked nicely? :green:
Ask me a smartass question again and I will spank you so hard you will wonder how you lived your life without me.

And I thought you didn't like me.  :laugh:
Fuck, not you too!   ::)

Do I have to start a...Who Does Eclair Like...Who is She Angry With thread?  :laugh:

Well, you made it sound like you wouldn't swallow my spunk.
All my friends do that, so I figured....

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #893 on: June 18, 2007, 03:18:24 AM »
Would you change my diaper, if I asked nicely? :green:
Ask me a smartass question again and I will spank you so hard you will wonder how you lived your life without me.

And I thought you didn't like me.  :laugh:
Fuck, not you too!   ::)

Do I have to start a...Who Does Eclair Like...Who is She Angry With thread?  :laugh:

Well, you made it sound like you wouldn't swallow my spunk.
All my friends do that, so I figured....
Have many friends, do we?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #894 on: June 18, 2007, 03:21:35 AM »
Would you change my diaper, if I asked nicely? :green:
Ask me a smartass question again and I will spank you so hard you will wonder how you lived your life without me.

And I thought you didn't like me.  :laugh:
Fuck, not you too!   ::)

Do I have to start a...Who Does Eclair Like...Who is She Angry With thread?  :laugh:

Well, you made it sound like you wouldn't swallow my spunk.
All my friends do that, so I figured....
Have many friends, do we?


Um...none. :laugh:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #895 on: June 18, 2007, 05:30:19 AM »
eclair, hello!
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #896 on: June 18, 2007, 05:31:39 AM »
eclair, hello!
No brain numbing questions for me?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #897 on: June 18, 2007, 05:32:21 AM »
eclair, hello!
No brain numbing questions for me?
Like is my name Claire?  What do you think?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #898 on: June 18, 2007, 05:33:08 AM »
i think your name is geraldine!
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #899 on: June 18, 2007, 05:34:06 AM »
i think your name is geraldine!
Very school ma'am ish...would you like it to be Geraldine?