Ask Eclair anything.

[Eclair]

do you watch the TV show 24, starring keiffer sutherland?

I think I kind of watched it the first time 3 years ago...but that was it.
My attention span is limited.

it is really the only show that i follow.

I'd try my best to distract you with my own show.
Would keep you happy afterwards for 24 at least.

[McGiver]

do you watch the TV show 24, starring keiffer sutherland?

I think I kind of watched it the first time 3 years ago...but that was it.
My attention span is limited.

it is really the only show that i follow.

maybe in my youth.  now, i would probably just fall asleep and hog too much of your valuable bed space.
I'd try my best to distract you with my own show.
Would keep you happy afterwards for 24 at least.

[SovaNu]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you watch the TV show 24, starring Kiefer Sutherland?

fixed.

[Eclair]

do you watch the TV show 24, starring keiffer sutherland?

I think I kind of watched it the first time 3 years ago...but that was it.
My attention span is limited.

it is really the only show that i follow.

maybe in my youth.  now, i would probably just fall asleep and hog too much of your valuable bed space.
I'd try my best to distract you with my own show.
Would keep you happy afterwards for 24 at least.

You've cross referenced something that I didn't say!

[McGiver]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you watch the TV show 24, starring Kiefer Sutherland?

fixed.

really.  i just call him queefer.  i think it's funny.

[McGiver]

do you watch the TV show 24, starring keiffer sutherland?

I think I kind of watched it the first time 3 years ago...but that was it.
My attention span is limited.

it is really the only show that i follow.

maybe in my youth.  now, i would probably just fall asleep and hog too much of your valuable bed space.
I'd try my best to distract you with my own show.
Would keep you happy afterwards for 24 at least.

You've cross referenced something that I didn't say!

what's happening?

and you missed one:

what percentage (roughly) are you left lacking after a guy has finished having sex with you?

[Eclair]

what percentage (roughly) are you left lacking after a guy has finished having sex with you?

Both have the responsibility to ensure their needs are suitably met...I think this 100%.
Sometimes I get a bit carried away teasing myself with teasing the guy but I find that almost as satisfying as an orgasm sometimes.  Depends who it's with.
Foreplay with the right person can feel 100 times better than mediocre sex with orgasm with the wrong person.

[SovaNu]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you watch the TV show 24, starring Kiefer Sutherland?

fixed.

really.  i just call him queefer.  i think it's funny.

bastard.

[McGiver]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you watch the TV show 24, starring Kiefer Sutherland?

fixed.

really.  i just call him queefer.  i think it's funny.

bastard.

jack bauer kicks fucking arse.  but his dad was the bastard.

[SovaNu]

was not. Kiefer is the überbastard. Donald is a puppydog.

[McGiver]

was not. Kiefer is the überbastard. Donald is a puppydog.

didn't you see him playing the bad guy in that one movie?

[The_P]

Okay, I need some advice here with dating, seeing as you have had a fuck (excuse the pun) load of guy experience throughout your youth.

I like video games, I like anime, I don't belch or fart very often, I like some music, I don't like spontanity much, I hate cocky women, I am quite a placid person, occasionally a good listener to people's issues, I don't go out very often, I'm not into sports, I work out when I'm in the mood, I am not very good at making anecdotes in public to lighten the mood, I am unemployed.

Feel free to help, providing that it doesn't result in me being somebody I am clearly not.

[Eclair]

Okay, I need some advice here with dating, seeing as you have had a fuck (excuse the pun) load of guy experience throughout your youth.

I like video games, I like anime, I don't belch or fart very often, I like some music, I don't like spontanity much, I hate cocky women, I am quite a placid person, occasionally a good listener to people's issues, I don't go out very often, I'm not into sports, I work out when I'm in the mood, I am not very good at making anecdotes in public to lighten the mood, I am unemployed.

Feel free to help, providing that it doesn't result in me being somebody I am clearly not.

Unfortunately, no, I didn't have loads of guy experience in my youth...I suffered out and supressed my desires until I was 28 years old...and you may have to also.  But you may learn a lot by observing throughout that time.

[The_P]

Okay, I need some advice here with dating, seeing as you have had a fuck (excuse the pun) load of guy experience throughout your youth.

I like video games, I like anime, I don't belch or fart very often, I like some music, I don't like spontanity much, I hate cocky women, I am quite a placid person, occasionally a good listener to people's issues, I don't go out very often, I'm not into sports, I work out when I'm in the mood, I am not very good at making anecdotes in public to lighten the mood, I am unemployed.

Feel free to help, providing that it doesn't result in me being somebody I am clearly not.

Unfortunately, no, I didn't have loads of guy experience in my youth...I suffered out and supressed my desires until I was 28 years old...and you may have to also.  But you may learn a lot by observing throughout that time.

Failing that, I can always resort to being some mad scientist.

28, huh? Loooonnggg fucking wait.

[Eclair]

Okay, I need some advice here with dating, seeing as you have had a fuck (excuse the pun) load of guy experience throughout your youth.

I like video games, I like anime, I don't belch or fart very often, I like some music, I don't like spontanity much, I hate cocky women, I am quite a placid person, occasionally a good listener to people's issues, I don't go out very often, I'm not into sports, I work out when I'm in the mood, I am not very good at making anecdotes in public to lighten the mood, I am unemployed.

Feel free to help, providing that it doesn't result in me being somebody I am clearly not.

Unfortunately, no, I didn't have loads of guy experience in my youth...I suffered out and supressed my desires until I was 28 years old...and you may have to also.  But you may learn a lot by observing throughout that time.

Failing that, I can always resort to being some mad scientist.

28, huh? Loooonnggg fucking wait.

But obviously I made up for lost time quickly!
How old are you?