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*taps mic,clears throat*
« on: May 07, 2007, 05:56:03 PM »
hullo.

what happens here?what is my function?
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 06:04:08 PM »
That depends on you.
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 06:07:55 PM »
Carte blanche?Thank you.

Nice place,btw.I have some reading to do....
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 06:10:37 PM »
Quote from: methinks on May 07, 2007, 05:56:03 PM
hullo.

what happens here?what is my function?

It's your turn in the barrel. Pucker up and dont leave any teeth marks.  :squit:

 ;) :razz:
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 06:17:07 PM »
Can I wear earplugs?
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 06:28:39 PM »
Quote from: methinks on May 07, 2007, 06:17:07 PM
Can I wear earplugs?

You can wear earplugs if you want to.  Hi Methinks.

 ;D
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 06:32:11 PM »
Hi,Callaway.Thanks for allowing the earplugs.
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 06:34:00 PM »
Quote from: methinks on May 07, 2007, 05:56:03 PM
hullo.

what happens here?what is my function?
for the time being your sole function is to be the fresh meat.

hello, bloke!
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 06:41:16 PM »
hi,chief.

okay,*takes notes* "day 1:first job,be fresh meat;going well so far"

got it.
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2007, 06:47:20 PM »
so you are a male?


have you ever had a girl piss on you durring sex play?
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2007, 06:54:41 PM »
during sex play?no.
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2007, 06:56:57 PM »
did you know that after ten posts a whole bunch of new forums open up?
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2007, 07:01:14 PM »
pee sex forums,right?

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2007, 07:03:23 PM »
not just....but yes! :laugh:



do you consider yourself the sensitive type of person.
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Re: *taps mic,clears throat*
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2007, 07:16:08 PM »
As a matter of fact,I am a "sensitive type person"  ::) with nigh forty years of survival skills in a world of sailors,scoundrels,chicken-hawks,salesmen,Wendigo,blohards,nits,malingerers,and trallops.

I've had much training.I can handle "it".
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