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Uh, hi.
« on: March 05, 2007, 07:17:47 AM »
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place to maybe hang out. And post. And stuff. So, hi. Hope you have room for at least one more Swedish cartoonist diagnosed with AS on your boards. There sure were a lot of periods in this sentence.

Speaking of which; do you know how you can tell that a sentence has been written by a woman in her menopause?

Because there are no periods anywhere in it.

Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Urgh.
Den som läser detta är dum.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 07:20:37 AM »
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2007, 07:20:50 AM »
You are funny, :laugh: welcome to Intensity2. ;D
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2007, 07:31:17 AM »
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?

Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.

Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?

There are no colons in it.

Ha ha. Ha.
Den som läser detta är dum.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2007, 07:41:57 AM »
Well, welcome anyway. I'll just let you and P get acquainted, now. ;D

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2007, 07:46:59 AM »
Hi Zero.  Nice website.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2007, 07:51:13 AM »
Thank you. I'm glad you like it.
Den som läser detta är dum.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2007, 07:58:00 AM »
zer0's the name and I'm new here. An acquaintance of mine tipped me off about this here forum and I thought it seemed like a pretty nice place.

Stop. Did you just say that this seems like a nice, social outlet to be involved in, you soppy, Swedish cunt?

Uh, yes, you 'orrible nightsoil-infested parasitical Danish intestinal prolapse. Or something.

Hey, speaking of prolapses; know how you can tell a sentence has been written by someone who has undergone intestinal surgery?

There are no colons in it.

Ha ha. Ha.

Hmm. You seem resilient, so you'll do. +

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2007, 08:09:29 AM »
Greetings, n00b.  >:D
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2007, 08:10:21 AM »
Greetings, n00b.  >:D
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And here's a picanic basket for Yogi Bear.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2007, 08:11:09 AM »
Nice one. You're smarter than the average ginger flamer.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2007, 08:12:42 AM »
Nice one. You're smarter than the average ginger flamer.

That I am.

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2007, 08:32:19 AM »
0?

OK.
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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2007, 08:43:47 AM »

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Re: Uh, hi.
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2007, 08:53:15 AM »
Den som läser detta är dum.