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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #405 on: April 13, 2007, 05:50:06 AM »
Unkempt guy on bus: "Excuse me, do you mind if I -" (waving a lighter)
Me: "I thought this was a no smoking bus."
Guy: "Yeah, but -" (shrug)
Me, "It would bother me if you smoked."
Guy, "Thanks." (lights a cigarette and smokes it)

A fine Scottish ned?

It would seem so.  Just remember not to feed them; it makes them breed more.

How about if we feed them to each other? Wouldn't that reach a balance, eventually?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #406 on: April 13, 2007, 11:59:07 AM »
An excellent idea.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #407 on: April 14, 2007, 05:30:11 PM »
I'm out of practice. I have a whole family get together, tomorrow and my sidestep-past-someone-in-my-way-shin-scraping-heeldrag needs work.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #408 on: April 14, 2007, 05:38:32 PM »

that's one helluva bitch.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #409 on: April 15, 2007, 03:36:23 AM »

Fucking Winamp has started crashing! I can't even get through a whole song.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #410 on: April 15, 2007, 03:42:09 AM »
Hmmm ...

If I find an associated file and staart the progrm that way, it seems to work fine, but I can't access the library. I do not want to delete the library. There are over seventy thousand songs catalogued! WTF!
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #411 on: April 15, 2007, 06:12:42 AM »
Can you figure out where the library preference files are installed, back them up, and copy them back when you reinstall?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #412 on: April 15, 2007, 08:04:56 AM »

Yeah, I've saved them. We'll see what happens.

Right now, I feel like one of the over-pecked survivors leaving the scene at the end of the movie,"The Birds". I made the mistake of going into a Meijer store wearing a red shirt. That's their "uniform" color and I wasn't thinking. The floor employees all wear red, to make them easy to spot if you have questions, problems, etc. I was approached by lots of people with needs, trying to get help from me, just a few minutes ago.

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #413 on: April 15, 2007, 08:06:43 AM »
I never have the guts to have fun with people when they think I work somewhere.

An opportunity that my beard kind of denies me anyhow.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #414 on: April 15, 2007, 08:13:50 AM »
I was there, in hyper-mode, picking up a few last minute things. I had my "mental blinders" adjusted tight. Some people thought I was ignoring them. I was trying to, but they were persistent.
FUCK!
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« Last Edit: April 15, 2007, 08:17:34 AM by Calamity Jane »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #415 on: April 15, 2007, 08:19:18 AM »
Life is sometimes about slowing down and torturing people though.
I can remember the wonderful directions that my wife would give
people, in order to get them lost.


BTW + for the sig. I was just listening to that a couple of days ago.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #416 on: April 16, 2007, 08:15:47 AM »
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #417 on: April 16, 2007, 09:13:34 AM »
Life is sometimes about slowing down and torturing people though.
I can remember the wonderful directions that my wife would give
people, in order to get them lost.


BTW + for the sig. I was just listening to that a couple of days ago.

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There aren't many of us, anymore. They are one of the very few bands, I have interest in, which I was never able to know. I "bounced off" of New York's music industry, every time I tried to get in.

I used to give great directions, to the tourists, where I used to live. They want scenic and they got it! I do remember burying my Maglite in the windshield of one that ran me off the road, one time, though. That was more of a fluke.




« Last Edit: April 16, 2007, 09:16:09 AM by Calamity Jane »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #418 on: April 16, 2007, 09:19:21 AM »
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


Feeling horny for guys that are bad for you?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #419 on: April 16, 2007, 09:42:37 AM »
Men!   :grrr:
Woman!  :'(

Dam my god dam sex drive if I could just control it I could live in peace away from the head fuck that is People!


This isn't Flo is it ??