A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: Litigious on March 01, 2007, 10:32:23 AMQuote from: McJagger on March 01, 2007, 10:29:32 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 01, 2007, 02:24:12 AMI already have a girl and I hope that she wants to keep me. is there anything wrong with having a girl in every town?No, but Scotland is too far away. She can come to Sweden if she wants her shithole pleased by me. you keep refering to it as a shit hole.but in your case, wouldn't it be better to call it the happy, happy, fun-hole?
Quote from: McJagger on March 01, 2007, 10:29:32 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 01, 2007, 02:24:12 AMI already have a girl and I hope that she wants to keep me. is there anything wrong with having a girl in every town?No, but Scotland is too far away. She can come to Sweden if she wants her shithole pleased by me.
Quote from: Litigious on March 01, 2007, 02:24:12 AMI already have a girl and I hope that she wants to keep me. is there anything wrong with having a girl in every town?
I already have a girl and I hope that she wants to keep me.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Giving me a blowjob, I guess. I'd be nicer to a male sexslave than a female one, though.
Quote from: Litigious on March 05, 2007, 12:57:39 PMGiving me a blowjob, I guess. I'd be nicer to a male sexslave than a female one, though. 'fraid he'd kick your arse to the curb?
They've all escaped for the moment. Damnit! I have to catch them again.
Quote from: Litigious on March 06, 2007, 02:33:05 PMThey've all escaped for the moment. Damnit! I have to catch them again. i hoped you tagged em first.
