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Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« on: August 20, 2020, 02:06:37 AM »
Elvis Presley's death was faked (probably by Bill Gates and Fauci).  He survived and implanted himself into the food industry. 

Eye witness testimony here:

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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2020, 05:20:14 AM »
Ah, so he's finally left Hawaii, then?
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2020, 06:26:32 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 20, 2020, 05:20:14 AM
Ah, so he's finally left Hawaii, then?

Yeah.  Something to do with George Soros' HAARP experiment.
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2020, 08:14:01 AM »
HAARP is real but it's power output has been exaggerated.
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2020, 03:00:30 PM »
Quote from: registrant44 on August 20, 2020, 08:14:01 AM
HAARP is real but it's power output has been exaggerated.
US military and DARPA HAARP research concluded 2015. The US Federal Communications Commission implemented 5G 2016. :laugh:
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2020, 05:15:31 PM »
im certain trump will win this year because the people know about the 5g towers.
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2020, 05:30:59 PM »
Michael Jackson was a paedophile but he was a kid at heart so lets just forget about the neverland ranch now. the songs so catchy and the little white glove. he was a castrato. thats what happens when they take your balls. you turn into a high voice pedo bitch working for the new world order.
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2020, 05:37:43 PM »
I bet we have a few castratos on this forum?
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2020, 06:35:02 PM »
Quote from: registrant44 on August 20, 2020, 05:37:43 PM
I bet we have a few castratos on this forum?

I'm still eagerly anticipating  photo evidence of your balls.  :zoinks:
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2020, 11:42:33 PM »
Elvis lives. :M
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Re: Eye witness testimony proves Elvis is alive
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2020, 07:24:16 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 20, 2020, 06:35:02 PM
Quote from: registrant44 on August 20, 2020, 05:37:43 PM
I bet we have a few castratos on this forum?

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