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Offline SBI_Patience

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Sorry but.....
« on: August 15, 2020, 04:13:13 AM »
....Reggie, I've stolen your weed, accidentally got myself vaccinated and now I'm being controlled by Bill Gates, oh and I'm running on Windows 20. Any solutions?
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2020, 01:06:16 PM »
5G will help you.
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2020, 01:20:32 PM »
You need to line your walls and windows with aluminium foil, at least to block out those dangerous WIFI signals.
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2020, 01:23:09 PM »
It might help if you just wrapped yourself in aluminium foil, actually. Cheaper.
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2020, 05:32:52 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 15, 2020, 01:23:09 PM
It might help if you just wrapped yourself in aluminium foil, actually. Cheaper.
I could try that, block out all WIFI and let alone 5G. But then I would feel somewhat isolated?  :-\
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2020, 06:05:47 PM »
People keep mentioning 5G and I keep reading it as SG, and that makes me miss SG. :emosad:
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2020, 06:19:01 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 15, 2020, 06:05:47 PM
People keep mentioning 5G and I keep reading it as SG, and that makes me miss SG. :emosad:
Who knows, maybe SG is reading this? (hopefully).
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2020, 09:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 15, 2020, 06:05:47 PM
People keep mentioning 5G and I keep reading it as SG, and that makes me miss SG. :emosad:

You're not the only one doing that.  :-\
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2020, 01:16:20 AM »
5G looks like SG. Coincidence? I think not. :tinfoil:
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2020, 01:36:12 PM »
Quote from: SBI_Patience on August 15, 2020, 04:13:13 AM
....Reggie, I've stolen your weed, accidentally got myself vaccinated and now I'm being controlled by Bill Gates, oh and I'm running on Windows 20. Any solutions?

Drink some bleach and use an infra-red thermometer gun to control peoples minds.
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Re: Sorry but.....
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2020, 06:24:57 PM »
Quote from: FourAceDeal on August 16, 2020, 01:36:12 PM
Quote from: SBI_Patience on August 15, 2020, 04:13:13 AM
....Reggie, I've stolen your weed, accidentally got myself vaccinated and now I'm being controlled by Bill Gates, oh and I'm running on Windows 20. Any solutions?

Drink some bleach and use an infra-red thermometer gun to control peoples minds.
That's only if the bleach doesn't beat me to it. Who wants to be to be my lab rat to see if this shit really works?  :orly:
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