Gophers are so stinky, they need to creep up on bathwater.
Gophers are so stinky, they make skunks jealous.
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Two gophers got married. On their wedding night the groom took his shoes and socks off and went and locked himself in the bathroom and thought "how am I going to tell my wife that I have disgustingly smelly feet and my socks smell like death?". He had kept his smelly feet a secret the whole time they were dating.
His wife knocked on the door and asked if she could come in.
The groom said "darling, I have a secret". His wife whispered in his ear and said "I have a secret too!!!". The groom said "let me guess, you ate my socks?".