A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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OK, the fact is the murderer had an official dx of Asperger's. Hello, is there anyone out there! I'm from the same region as this incident, I read the Boston Globe Newspaper the day after it happened. Cynical bastard that I am, the evidence was overwhelming that BOTH the murderer and victim had AS. The murderer, obviously had a few more issues brewing in his sick little brain, or had very large CO-MORBID ISSUES than AS.AS advocacy what a fucking cosmic joke. I know, lets all get knives and guns and kill all the Bullies that have, are and will bully us past present and future!God, I think it's time for me to take a break!
Quote from: ozymandias on January 25, 2007, 07:38:14 PMOK, the fact is the murderer had an official dx of Asperger's. Hello, is there anyone out there! I'm from the same region as this incident, I read the Boston Globe Newspaper the day after it happened. Cynical bastard that I am, the evidence was overwhelming that BOTH the murderer and victim had AS. The murderer, obviously had a few more issues brewing in his sick little brain, or had very large CO-MORBID ISSUES than AS.AS advocacy what a fucking cosmic joke. I know, lets all get knives and guns and kill all the Bullies that have, are and will bully us past present and future!God, I think it's time for me to take a break!Wait, where does it say the victim had AS? I'd be interested in reading it.
BOSTON -- One student died Friday after an altercation between two students enrolled in a special education program at Lincoln-Sudbury Regional High School.The victim, 15-year-old James Alenson, was transported to Emerson Hospital in Concord and pronounced dead at 8:12 a.m. Alenson, of Sudbury, was a freshman at the school.John Odgren, 16, of Princeton, Mass., pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder in Framingham District Court and was held without bail. During his arraignment prosecutors said that Alenson died of a stab wound to his heart, and his throat was slashed."The defendant stabbed him twice in the abdomen," prosecutor Daniel Bennett said. "He stabbed him first through the abdomen and then through his heart. There were cut wounds above his neck."Bennett said that Odgren was heard saying, "I did it. I did it," when police arrived at the school.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO41239/Yes. Thank you. Though I've been joking to people who know already that I could probably get away with murder. (Not that I'd want to murder someone. Knee-to-balls a person or two, but that's it.)
I hear knee'ing a chick in the groin is highly painful due to the giggling of the ovaries. I don't believe it, but I have heard it, so there is a chance knee to groin is just as effective on either sex.
Quote from: Flying Toaster on January 27, 2007, 09:11:29 AMhttp://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO41239/Yes. Thank you. Though I've been joking to people who know already that I could probably get away with murder. (Not that I'd want to murder someone. Knee-to-balls a person or two, but that's it.)Should we take an additional implied meaning from the implied sexism of that remark? Nevermind, I am, anyway. * Dawg hides his chocolate stash from Flying Toaster
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 27, 2007, 09:51:09 AMQuote from: Flying Toaster on January 27, 2007, 09:11:29 AMhttp://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO41239/Yes. Thank you. Though I've been joking to people who know already that I could probably get away with murder. (Not that I'd want to murder someone. Knee-to-balls a person or two, but that's it.)Should we take an additional implied meaning from the implied sexism of that remark? Nevermind, I am, anyway. * Dawg hides his chocolate stash from Flying ToasterThe people I'd really like to injure right now are both male, that's all.
You don't jiggle women's ovaries from kneeing women in the groin, Nomaken. If you tried it, you would only piss them off, then they would kick you there and you would be singing soprano. You can jiggle some women's ovaries sometimes from very deep penetration while you are having sex with them and that feeling would be analogous to a guy getting kneed in the groin.