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Ashley goes Pro...
« on: January 17, 2007, 11:22:48 PM »
  If you follow Drag Racing at all, It's been a poorly kept secret that my boss' daughter Ashley Force will go Pro for this year and drive our 4th Top Fuel Funny car. She's only the 10th woman in history to hold a Funny Car liscense. I've spent th last 3 months making parts for her (and the other 3 teams) car.

http://www.nhra.com/content/news.asp?articleid=17880

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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2007, 12:20:34 AM »
how are her boobs?

you've seen them, right?
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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 12:30:55 AM »
Just found out what a funny car is.  I though they were what clowns drove at the circus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_Car
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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 02:50:08 AM »
how are her boobs?

you've seen them, right?

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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 06:48:41 AM »
how are her boobs?

you've seen them, right?

She looks nice and very "natural" for being an American women. And her boobs look real. :agreed:

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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 10:29:15 AM »
how are her boobs?

you've seen them, right?

She looks nice and very "natural" for being an American women. And her boobs look real. :agreed:

no, i am counting on my man scrapheap to have gotten in on that action.  i am interested in a detailed account.

so what of it scrap?
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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 03:48:49 PM »
how are her boobs?

you've seen them, right?

She looks nice and very "natural" for being an American women. And her boobs look real. :agreed:

no, i am counting on my man scrapheap to have gotten in on that action.  i am interested in a detailed account.

so what of it scrap?

Yes, I had a nasty foursome with her and her 2 sisters.  ::) They're all B cups and natural.  :eyebrows:

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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 10:05:46 PM »
how are her boobs?

you've seen them, right?

She looks nice and very "natural" for being an American women. And her boobs look real. :agreed:

no, i am counting on my man scrapheap to have gotten in on that action.  i am interested in a detailed account.

so what of it scrap?

Yes, I had a nasty foursome with her and her 2 sisters.  ::) They're all B cups and natural.  :eyebrows:

i knew you wouldn't let me down.

why was it nasty?
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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 10:21:24 PM »
lot's of whips, chains, studded leather and handcuffs. :whip: ;)

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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2007, 12:02:46 AM »
BTW, I spent 3 months toiling to get her car ready an all anyone can think about is her boobs??

As hard as it may seem to believe, there's more to life than mamary glands. (I can't believe I just fucking said that).

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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2007, 12:11:02 AM »
I hope that she is the first woman to win a race.

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Re: Ashley goes Pro...
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2007, 07:43:46 AM »
She really needs to learn to address the camera when she's being photographed. Old John, looks fine, (he's lost some weight!) but she is a pretty girl. There's no reason for her to do a manly "Adam, Before the Fig Leaf Pose" (stand straight to the camera and put your hands on your crotch). She would look so much better in this shot, with just a little help, from someone who knew how to photograph people.

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So does this movement affect your work load, during the racing season or is it mainly off season that will change.

Can I apply for the job of Promotional Photographer? They need some help in that department.
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