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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #570 on: November 09, 2018, 12:38:33 PM »
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...

'Windows frozen; won't open'

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Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #571 on: November 09, 2018, 01:53:56 PM »
Linux doesn't have that problem. :D
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #572 on: November 10, 2018, 10:39:13 AM »
Quote from: Calandale on November 09, 2018, 01:53:56 PM
Linux doesn't have that problem. :D

Is he that guy from Peanuts?
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #573 on: November 10, 2018, 10:39:26 AM »
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!

Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!

Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake

Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #574 on: November 10, 2018, 03:57:26 PM »
Q. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #575 on: November 10, 2018, 05:18:49 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 10, 2018, 10:39:13 AM
Quote from: Calandale on November 09, 2018, 01:53:56 PM
Linux doesn't have that problem. :D

Is he that guy from Peanuts?

Yes. The Swedish one.
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #576 on: November 10, 2018, 06:16:37 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on November 10, 2018, 05:18:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 10, 2018, 10:39:13 AM
Quote from: Calandale on November 09, 2018, 01:53:56 PM
Linux doesn't have that problem. :D

Is he that guy from Peanuts?

Yes. The Swedish one.

Oooooooooooooh, I love his meatballs.
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #577 on: November 11, 2018, 02:52:30 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 10, 2018, 10:39:26 AM
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!

Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!

Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake

Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.

I groaned. :P
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #578 on: November 11, 2018, 02:52:54 AM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 10, 2018, 03:57:26 PM
Q. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

I groaned again. :P
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #579 on: November 11, 2018, 11:40:46 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2018, 02:52:54 AM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 10, 2018, 03:57:26 PM
Q. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

I groaned again. :P

You're not going to believe this, but I didn't catch it when I posted it.  I had to read your post and think.  You're smarter than I.
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #580 on: November 11, 2018, 11:41:17 AM »
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.

"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #581 on: November 11, 2018, 12:57:41 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2018, 02:52:54 AM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 10, 2018, 03:57:26 PM
Q. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

I groaned again. :P

That one belongs in the make fun of Sweden thread.  :zoinks:
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #582 on: November 11, 2018, 02:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 11, 2018, 12:57:41 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2018, 02:52:54 AM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 10, 2018, 03:57:26 PM
Q. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

I groaned again. :P

That one belongs in the make fun of Sweden thread.  :zoinks:
I think you're having a bit of a gopher moment there....
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #583 on: November 11, 2018, 07:53:32 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 11, 2018, 02:09:59 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 11, 2018, 12:57:41 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2018, 02:52:54 AM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 10, 2018, 03:57:26 PM
Q. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

I groaned again. :P

That one belongs in the make fun of Sweden thread.  :zoinks:
I think you're having a bit of a gopher moment there....

Oh yeah.  :lol1: It would still make a good Swedish joke too.  :zoinks:
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Re: GOOD CLEAN HUMOUR
« Reply #584 on: November 12, 2018, 02:24:20 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 11, 2018, 07:53:32 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 11, 2018, 02:09:59 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 11, 2018, 12:57:41 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2018, 02:52:54 AM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on November 10, 2018, 03:57:26 PM
Q. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

A. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

I groaned again. :P

That one belongs in the make fun of Sweden thread.  :zoinks:
I think you're having a bit of a gopher moment there....

Oh yeah.  :lol1: It would still make a good Swedish joke too.  :zoinks:

Yes. Although I had to google the Swedish flag (the Swiss flag, like most people I guess, I know what it looks like already).
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