Sources across the net believe that the spike of guests who are visiting I^2 are separate programs that operate under an Artificial Intelligence that identifies itself as "DAVE".Apparently, the prophets of Dave are flooding the threads -___-
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One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "Texas A & M."
A man walks into a bar with a box. The barman says: "Free drink if you show me what's in the box". "OK" he says, and opens it, revealing a mini-pianist. "Where did you get that?" says the barman. " I've got a magic ring. Rub it, and it grants a wish," says the man. "Let me have a go for another free drink." The barman rubs it and 1,000 ducks run in. "I didn't ask for that!" screams the barman. "I wanted a 1,000 bucks!" "Well, do you think I asked for a 12in-pianist?"
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 03, 2018, 10:19:08 AMOne day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "Texas A & M."
Must be a football joke.
Quote from: Alex DeLarge on August 10, 2018, 06:51:04 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on August 03, 2018, 10:19:08 AMOne day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "Texas A & M."I didn't get it right away either Pappy. Once you get it you'll piss yourself laughing though.
Quote from: Calandale on August 10, 2018, 11:49:56 PMMust be a football joke.It's a laundry joke.
Oh shit, I like the medicine ball.