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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #795 on: February 28, 2020, 02:30:26 PM »
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #796 on: March 01, 2020, 06:06:47 PM »
“When men oppress their fellow men, the oppressor ever finds, in the character of the oppressed, a full justification for his oppression.” Frederick Douglass

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #797 on: March 01, 2020, 06:07:28 PM »
“When men oppress their fellow men, the oppressor ever finds, in the character of the oppressed, a full justification for his oppression.” Frederick Douglass

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #798 on: March 05, 2020, 02:41:07 AM »


One of his top incoherent ramblings so far, and he's got a few to choose from. The man is obviously not well in the head.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #799 on: March 08, 2020, 04:12:22 AM »
I love it how Pence is always standing to his right, with a hint of admiration in his otherwise dead face, immobile like a cardboard figure.

A cardboard figure would be a safer bet for heading the virus task force.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #800 on: March 10, 2020, 03:08:08 PM »
He's fucking this up like he's fucked up everything else, trying to down play the numbers of those tested positive for the virus, while the CDC has been reported to be denying proper testing to many showing symptoms...that's in areas where they actually have testing available and verified outbreaks, he turned down WHO's offer for test kits... and production of working test kits here is not anywhere near sufficient.

A few educated voices are predicting this shit could fill our existing hospitals to over capacity in 10 days or less if it gets to be widespread. Shut downs in the last few years have made it where some don't ever have access to a hospital within 45 to 80 miles of them.

He's treating this shit like it's just the common cold...playing golf, holding more rallies. Heaven forbid he should cancel those rallies.

Meanwhile, Pence and him will be holding prayer meetings in the oval office asking god to keep the virus away from all the godly conservative Republicans while screaming death to all the Satan worshiping liberals.

Shit is going to get real.

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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #801 on: March 11, 2020, 01:26:42 AM »
With any luck, he'll catch the virus.

It's amazing how bad he is at this. I watched bits of the Friday interview when he was at the CDC, quoting Fox News for the number of cases while the country's topmost experts were standing right next to him. WTF?
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #802 on: March 11, 2020, 08:20:00 AM »
If I had the Corona virus........I'd attend a trumpolini rally!   :orly:
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #803 on: March 11, 2020, 10:49:11 AM »
If I had the Corona virus........I'd attend a trumpolini rally!   :orly:

Same. I want to shake his hand. >:D

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« Reply #804 on: March 11, 2020, 04:33:22 PM »
Seeing as he's going to be up against Creepy Joe Biden in the election, I'd say that a fatal dose of coronavirus is the best hope of getting the orange man out of the White House.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #805 on: March 12, 2020, 01:35:55 AM »
I think he might actually lose to Biden, tbh. He's been exceptionally bad lately.

The problem is that he won't leave voluntarily.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #806 on: March 14, 2020, 06:26:10 PM »
I think he might actually lose to Biden, tbh. He's been exceptionally bad lately.

The problem is that he won't leave voluntarily.

I have to agree.  If he loses I can hear him and magatard idiots screaming voter fraud!   :wanker:
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #807 on: March 15, 2020, 02:25:58 PM »
Looks like the coronavirus might help, too. Trump's response so far has been embarrassing and sooner or later, even some of the magatards might catch on, especially if the people around them start getting sick.
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #808 on: March 15, 2020, 06:20:52 PM »
His incompetency shows clearly, but, his magatard followers are rabid and blind.  Still, I have hope that we will be done with this cancer in democracy.  Aka, putin's BITCH!
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Re: Trump is functionally retarded
« Reply #809 on: March 16, 2020, 01:03:56 AM »
People who do contract the virus should all gather at Trump rallies.
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