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SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« on: October 23, 2016, 08:54:38 AM »
  Just found this adorable feature about things that should have been different!  :laugh:

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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2016, 05:22:03 PM »
'Don't have a dinosaur size gate in your habitat' How do the dinosaurs get in? :laugh:

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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2016, 04:27:08 AM »
'Don't have a dinosaur size gate in your habitat' How do the dinosaurs get in? :laugh:

  The big carnivores weren't meant to move in and out of their enclosures at all.  The I. rex
  was placed in her pen as a small baby, with the intention that it would be her home for life. 
  The only doors needed were for park veterinarians and other staff to enter and attend to her
  (after she'd been sedated ... which brings up another issue.  Maybe her shock implant should have
  included a sedation device.).  Those doors should have been human-sized, though in the movie it
  didn't matter, because the humans didn't run fast enough anyway.  Not much of a life for her,
  cooped up alone forever.  No wonder she broke bad!  :dino2: :heisenberg:
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2016, 10:43:35 AM »
I haven't watched the movie yet. Should I? :-\
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2016, 03:39:11 PM »
'Don't have a dinosaur size gate in your habitat' How do the dinosaurs get in? :laugh:

  The big carnivores weren't meant to move in and out of their enclosures at all.  The I. rex
  was placed in her pen as a small baby, with the intention that it would be her home for life. 
  The only doors needed were for park veterinarians and other staff to enter and attend to her
  (after she'd been sedated ... which brings up another issue.  Maybe her shock implant should have
  included a sedation device.).  Those doors should have been human-sized, though in the movie it
  didn't matter, because the humans didn't run fast enough anyway.  Not much of a life for her,
  cooped up alone forever.  No wonder she broke bad!  :dino2: :heisenberg:

Placed inside as baby; that makes more sense.

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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2016, 06:10:38 AM »
I haven't watched the movie yet. Should I? :-\

  Yes you should.  Cover your eyes when people get eaten, but watch the rest.  :M 8)
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2016, 11:26:08 AM »
I haven't watched the movie yet. Should I? :-\

  Yes you should.  Cover your eyes when people get eaten, but watch the rest.  :M 8)

How do I know who gets eaten and who doesn't, if I cover my eyes in time?
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2016, 06:23:33 AM »
I haven't watched the movie yet. Should I? :-\

  Yes you should.  Cover your eyes when people get eaten, but watch the rest.  :M 8)

How do I know who gets eaten and who doesn't, if I cover my eyes in time?

  There are hints ahead of time.  The bigger dinosaurs are slower-moving, which gives you time.  :P
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2016, 12:39:58 AM »
I haven't watched the movie yet. Should I? :-\

  Yes you should.  Cover your eyes when people get eaten, but watch the rest.  :M 8)

How do I know who gets eaten and who doesn't, if I cover my eyes in time?

  There are hints ahead of time.  The bigger dinosaurs are slower-moving, which gives you time.  :P

What if I want to watch?
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2016, 06:08:23 AM »
I haven't watched the movie yet. Should I? :-\

  Yes you should.  Cover your eyes when people get eaten, but watch the rest.  :M 8)

How do I know who gets eaten and who doesn't, if I cover my eyes in time?

  There are hints ahead of time.  The bigger dinosaurs are slower-moving, which gives you time.  :P

What if I want to watch?

  The important thing is that you watch the movie, ASAP.  :M :dino2:
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2016, 04:55:46 PM »
I still haven't seen it. I lost all interest when they confirmed that the dinosaurs were going to be scaly and not feathered.
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2016, 07:09:11 PM »
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2016, 07:57:46 PM »
The boy in it was supposed to be autistic but they decided to just make him an NT but a quirky one who likes facts. People on Wrongplanet were so disappointed.

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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2016, 08:54:02 AM »
I've seen Jaws. That was funny!
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Re: SPOILER ALERTS: Let's talk about Jurassic World!
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2016, 09:48:42 AM »
I've seen Jaws. That was funny!

Was it scaly or feathered?  :tard:
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