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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2015, 10:16:35 PM »
Really? 

Oh...well....I...um...*cough-clears throat*
Of course, this was just ironic satire your Highness. Of course, to draw attention to your Magnanimous Magnificence, your Worshipfulness. :worship: Why would anyone in their right mind need to ask such a thing when it is clear that the most remembered Queen in history types among us, day by day? They wouldn't- and eh see, that is where the amusing irony comes in....see? *nervously-chuckles* :worship:

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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2015, 11:15:32 PM »
In Australia, Minister of Defense in Wartime is a different position than Minister of Defense in Peacetime?

Maybe there's a Minister of Attack in Wartime? :-\
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2015, 06:38:24 AM »
In Australia, Minister of Defense in Wartime is a different position than Minister of Defense in Peacetime?

Maybe there's a Minister of Attack in Wartime? :-\

No he was Minister for Defence during World War 1. I said wartime to signify it was one of the two great wars.
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2015, 07:10:16 AM »
Damn. I think it would be brilliant for a political system to have them be two different people.
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2015, 07:31:07 AM »
In Australia, Minister of Defense in Wartime is a different position than Minister of Defense in Peacetime?

Maybe there's a Minister of Attack in peacetime? :-\

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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2015, 07:32:41 AM »
Damn. I think it would be brilliant for a political system to have them be two different people.

Or one person with multiple personality disorder?  :mischief:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2015, 02:59:15 PM »
Ok that would be entertaining.  :LOL:
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2015, 03:39:14 PM »
I was the guy who pissed off a Sportsbroadcaster on the radio.... I'm not going to say who though.

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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2015, 05:18:36 PM »
Really? 

Oh...well....I...um...*cough-clears throat*
Of course, this was just ironic satire your Highness. Of course, to draw attention to your Magnanimous Magnificence, your Worshipfulness. :worship: Why would anyone in their right mind need to ask such a thing when it is clear that the most remembered Queen in history types among us, day by day? They wouldn't- and eh see, that is where the amusing irony comes in....see? *nervously-chuckles* :worship:

Forgive me.  Your worshipful toadying somehow got lost in the pile of papers under my throne.  Would you like to come to Balmoral?  We're planning on serving Chicken Marengo.

*gulp*

 :hide:

No, *yummy*.   :fatchef:

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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2015, 11:51:14 PM »
Damn. I think it would be brilliant for a political system to have them be two different people.

Or one person with multiple personality disorder?  :mischief:

Kinda fits with the job description. :zoinks:
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2016, 02:40:56 PM »
  My maternal grandfather was a well-known businessman in my city. 
  His obituary, decades before I was born, made the front page of the paper.  :yarly:
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2016, 02:45:34 PM »
  My maternal grandfather was a well-known businessman in my city. 
  His obituary, decades before I was born, made the front page of the paper.  :yarly:


Mine was, too. He lived long enough for me to get to know him, though. I was 26 when he died.
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2016, 03:00:29 PM »
He was an awesome man. He started the town's local bus company and ran it successfully until he retired, and he also drove his own buses as ambulances during the war.
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2016, 03:02:42 PM »
He was an awesome man. He started the town's local bus company and ran it successfully until he retired, and he also drove his own buses as ambulances during the war.

  He was a good citizen as well as a good businessman.  :viking:
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Re: Is anyone here secretly a celebrity or powerful politician?
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2016, 03:03:58 PM »
He was an awesome man. He started the town's local bus company and ran it successfully until he retired, and he also drove his own buses as ambulances during the war.

  He was a good citizen as well as a good businessman.  :viking:

And a terrific grandfather. He always had time for us kids.
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