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Offline El

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 07:18:39 PM »
Unimaginative, boring people with nothing better to do than to exert control over their neighbours lives.  Classic suburbia.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 10:40:59 PM »
Several threads now have a ", you X" at the end.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 10:43:00 PM »
I would have called it a mushroom and damned anyone who said it was obscene as having a sinful mind.  :angel:
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2006, 11:18:03 PM »
Ba hum bug.
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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 11:29:30 PM »
where are the balls?  ???

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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 06:52:17 AM »
where are the balls?  ???
on loan to times square  ;D
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 07:40:04 AM »

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Re: Get in the holiday spirit, you dick!
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 04:33:21 PM »