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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2006, 05:20:58 PM »


Have you always had trouble making eye contact?

Why do you try to avoid social situations?

Have you been a loner most of the time?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2006, 05:31:30 PM »
Why question God? :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2006, 05:41:06 PM »
Did things turn out the way you envisioned? Do you have any regrets? Will the world end because I asked these questions?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2006, 06:12:36 PM »
Hello God:  Would you please tell your more vociferous and OCD followers to STFU?  And would it hurt if you told them, that if they want a fight, to stick their heads up their asses and fight for air?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2006, 06:13:56 PM »
What the fuck are you doing reading Intensity? Are you really that bored?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2006, 07:41:47 PM »
Why do you let people be killed in your name?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2006, 08:11:58 PM »
Do you love the "God hates Fags" church of Topeka Kansas run by the the Douchebag Fred Phelps!?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2006, 08:18:33 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on December 12, 2006, 02:40:34 PM
*Forget it... philosophical pondering is best undertaken when very stoned. (question for the almighty removed due to making no fucking sense)  ::)

:LMAO:

It made sense to me, although I can't remember it right, now. Go get stoned and trample on back.


(Why is ecstasy rationed and why is it, usually, so expensive?) Isn't that a rough representation of the question, Dunc?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2006, 08:31:02 PM »
God?  How ya doin?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2006, 12:42:46 AM »
Hey God,

Is it O.K. for a hemaphrodite to marry both a man and a woman as long as each partner only uses one set of genitals??
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2006, 01:23:39 AM »
:LMAO:

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2006, 04:00:34 AM »

Why did you give my dog the ability to lick himself, but make him more interested in sniffing another dog's butt?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2006, 04:01:55 AM »
Why are people so inefficent with energy usage? Why do we have to waste so much time sleeping?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2006, 04:02:16 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 14, 2006, 04:00:34 AM

Why did you give my dog the ability to lick himself, but make him more interested in sniffing another dog's butt?

 :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2006, 04:03:29 AM »
God?  You are standing before god, what do you say?
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And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.
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