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I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« on: March 27, 2014, 06:25:29 PM »


Upon arrival at this place I noticed that Semicolon took the liberty of making me an introduction thread two months in advance. While I applaud him for his efforts I think that I require my own thread for introducing myself.

Many of you already know me, but for those who have not yet been blessed with my presence...

I am Some_Bloke. I turned 18 yesterday (its 12am as I write this). I first appeared on a forum that is now dead but in its death I started to live (or some other dramatic introduction bullcrap).

I write short stories (mostly with a fantasy/supernatural or science fiction element to them) and am doing my second year of A-levels. I live in a country full of bigots called Northern Ireland but am prepared to move to Iceland if David Cameron wins the 2015 elections...Because in a nutshell he's a cunt who shits over everyone who isn't in the upper class.
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 06:29:14 PM »
Welcome.

Happy Birthday.
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2014, 06:50:11 PM »
Welcome Some_Bloke

I do not believe I have made your acquaintance before but I have heard all about you.   :o

I live just a short swim away from you in Eng-er-land!  :arrr: and am a fierce foe of David Cameron too.   :viking:

I am glad there is another Brit here

oh and Happy Birthday
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2014, 07:24:49 PM »
Quote from: bodie on March 27, 2014, 06:50:11 PM
Welcome Some_Bloke

I do not believe I have made your acquaintance before but I have heard all about you.   :o

Ohhh...What have you heard about The Asshole Beyond the Wall? :zoinks:

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I live just a short swim away from you in Eng-er-land!  :arrr: and am a fierce foe of David Cameron too.   :viking:

I'm under the impression that every intelligent person who isn't in the upper classes hates the cunt and his shiny cunt forehead.

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I am glad there is another Brit here

There are others.  :viking:

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oh and Happy Birthday

Thank you.
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2014, 07:42:24 PM »
Welcome to I2, Some_Bloke. Now that you are officially a member, I must ask you three questions:

  • Are you :viking:?
  • Will you post noodz?
  • Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2014, 08:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 07:42:24 PM
Welcome to I2, Some_Bloke. Now that you are officially a member, I must ask you three questions:

  • Are you :viking:?
Am I brave?: Yes, except when it comes to clowns, spiders and ice skating.
Am I a Viking?: Its possible that my ancestors were Vikings so yes.

  • Will you post noodz?[/quote]

    I already have.  :P

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Nope.
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2014, 08:18:37 PM »
Your not the sensitive type are you?
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2014, 08:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Parts on March 27, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
Your not the sensitive type are you?

Depends. I'll shed a few tears at a video of a dog or child getting extremely excited at a soldier coming home or at sad scenes from movies and TV shows (e.g the end of Schindler's list, the first 10 minutes of up and that scene from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air where Will's where dad leaves him again, but that's because that scene really hits me personally)

And of course real-life loss always hits me and it can be pretty damaging.

If that's your definition of the sensitive, then yes.
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2014, 08:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 27, 2014, 08:28:42 PM
Quote from: Parts on March 27, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
Your not the sensitive type are you?

Depends. I'll shed a few tears at a video of a dog or child getting extremely excited at a soldier coming home or at sad scenes from movies and TV shows (e.g the end of Schindler's list, the first 10 minutes of up and that scene from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air where Will's where dad leaves him again, but that's because that scene really hits me personally)

And of course real-life loss always hits me and it can be pretty damaging.

If that's your definition of the sensitive, then yes.

Consider yourself warned.
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2014, 08:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 08:31:26 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 27, 2014, 08:28:42 PM
Quote from: Parts on March 27, 2014, 08:18:37 PM
Your not the sensitive type are you?

Depends. I'll shed a few tears at a video of a dog or child getting extremely excited at a soldier coming home or at sad scenes from movies and TV shows (e.g the end of Schindler's list, the first 10 minutes of up and that scene from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air where Will's where dad leaves him again, but that's because that scene really hits me personally)

And of course real-life loss always hits me and it can be pretty damaging.

If that's your definition of the sensitive, then yes.

Consider yourself warned.

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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2014, 08:49:17 PM »
Where are the hookers? I was promised hookers when I clicked on this thread. :bonban:
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2014, 08:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 08:49:17 PM
Where are the hookers? I was promised hookers when I clicked on this thread. :bonban:

Is this good enough for you  :orly::


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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2014, 08:56:26 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 27, 2014, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 08:49:17 PM
Where are the hookers? I was promised hookers when I clicked on this thread. :bonban:

Is this good enough for you  :orly::




:nono: :orly:
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2014, 09:04:46 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 27, 2014, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 08:49:17 PM
Where are the hookers? I was promised hookers when I clicked on this thread. :bonban:

Is this good enough for you  :orly::




:nono: :orly:

Are you sure, Semi  :zoinks: :orly:
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Re: I'll start my own introduction thread with blackjack and hookers.
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2014, 09:07:24 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 27, 2014, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 27, 2014, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on March 27, 2014, 08:49:17 PM
Where are the hookers? I was promised hookers when I clicked on this thread. :bonban:

Is this good enough for you  :orly::




:nono: :orly:

Are you sure, Semi  :zoinks: :orly:

If you're posting it, I probably don't want it.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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